My First 30 Days with a Giant!
-I didn’t need half the crap I bought before she got here
-#1 best investment = the 7.0 cu freezer chest
-#2 next best investment = the 5x5x5 Gazebo
-It is very difficult to wrap ears alone
-It is very difficult to get a selfie with a 4 ½ -month-old puppy
-“She doesn’t get her brain until she’s how old?”
-Puppy heads are HARD! Move quickly or else you too will sport a bloody lip!
-BEWARE THE RAW-FEEDING BEARD!
-It took a hot-minute for the giant puppy and pack of small dogs to learn how to play together.
-She has a fantastic nubbin’ tail and can exceed 20 mph when it’s waggin!
-She has wonderful ears that when wrapped, can poke the hell out of your eyes!
-The nickname “Moose” fits just fine.
-New house rule: “If there is a Moose about to charge me, ESPECIALLY if it has a wet ANYTHING, you must forewarn the unsuspecting individual!”
- I can still outrun her but only because she lets me win.
-She is still not in control of her own legs; they each have separate brains and seldom on the same page, step or pavement.
-She walks on the top of my feet while I get to use the bottom.
-Throw that well-intentioned training schedule out the window; let the pup dictate the pace.
-Small pups realizing, a giant puppy is pretty fun play time!
-GIANT SCHNAUZERS ARE AWESOME!
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