Have I never licked a lamppost in winter?

katie. 18. texas. i care way too much about margaery tyrell.

[the-dodo]

Cat Who Grew Up In Foster Homes Gets To Just Be Herself Now

This ‘problem child’ cat finally found a mom who LOVES her craziness. 

[chelsdamelsp]

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM

[knowledgeandlove-deactivated201]

Like I remember when my mom declared bankruptcy and we were going to school with a fucking slice of cheese between two pieces of bread and a Baggie of powdered milk to add water to for lunch.

I remember my mother crying at the table with bills spread out and a calculator, looking at the numbers and crying.

I remember having this jug we saved all our change in for YEARS, trying to save up for a nice vacation somewhere, and the day all of our hearts broke when we had to empty it out and roll the change up to use for gas money.

I remember being that poor. And I remember my mother taking us to McDonald’s - often.

I remember being that poor, and I remember my mother treating herself to a cup of Tim Hortons on days she just wanted to have something nice. That was my mothers “treat yourself” days. A fucking cup of god damn coffee.

So seriously? Fuck every single person who scoffs at poor people who eat fast food and grab a cup of coffee on the go.

Fuck each and every single one of you who judge the FUCK out of those people. Who the hell are you to judge?????

[monkeychusetts]

Joyce Byers (Winona Ryder) is one of the best written characters and is a saint.  She is a wonderful mother.  You see that her son has a password for his fort.  She remembered the password and respected his rules, and he trusts her with the password.

You see the pride she has in providing things her kids love despite her low income.  “what kind of a mother can’t afford markers?”  You can tell it’s a struggle and that she wants the best for her kids.  Will is missing a red crayon and not only is she is taking an interest in his art, she cant stand to see him limited.

I love she knew where Jonathan wanted to go to college since he was 6.  My mom cant tell you things like that.

She’s over worked and underpaid but she takes the time to pay attention to her kids.

These scenes just break my heart and anchor her and us as the audience in her search for her missing son.

[me13in]

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

When you’ve got class at 9am

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Everybody eats.” 🔊

[osha-whaatt]

such a pure video

[tyleroakley]

i love this

[girlearth]

my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

[kyrael]

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”  A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”  “…Technically, yes.”

[mrsmarymorstan]

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here. 

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them. 

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it. 

[aphoenixinwriting-deactivated20]

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

[avocadamnit-deactivated20161008]

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

[boredpanda]

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With Her Boyfriend, Shows That Love Is In The Small Things

[carmelert]

DONT !! FORCE !! PPL WITH ANXIETY!! TO TALK !! OR TO ORDER FOOD !! SAYING “ITLL HELP THEM GET OVER IT” !! NO !! THATS !! NOT HOW IT WORKS !!

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[beephomets]

dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job

dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job

not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time

dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.

[myladytyrell]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[hedgewitches]

just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’m here for “intimidating” girls. The “I thought you were mean when I first saw you” girls. The girls with “Resting Bitch™” faces. The girls that scare the men that try to catcall them. The girls that stand in their strong ass opinions. The girls that take no shit and get called a Bitch™ for it.

I love y'all and I hope y'all have a good day today.

[archaeologicals-deactivated2016]

miscellaneous links no. 3

here’s a short history of cursed paintings and a longer investigation of haunted antiques.

michelangelo and raphael; constable and turner; leibniz and newton. does every creative genius need a bitter rival?

what the sleeping hermaphrodite motif in greco-roman art tells us about art, sex, and good taste.

2,500-year-old homoerotic graffiti was found on a wild, windswept, rocky, and remote aegean island.

this isn’t quite as secret, but deserves to be better known: the paintings of poet e.e. cummings.

how to respond to people who say “i could do that” when they look at modern art.

the newly uncovered colours of two van gogh paintings show how the artist’s darkening life cast a shadow over his work, and change the way art experts see the late period of his life. 

two historians discuss cosmetics in the renaissance. 

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[moonchild-robina]

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

[psithirisma]

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

[lavendergrandpa]

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

[purrypixel]

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

[deadmomjokes]

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

[sorrynomoretaee]

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t believe Felicia thinks I am a ridiculous kitten that cannot look after itself

[stuhiddlesarmitagepunkgates]

My late cat Angel was absolutely sure I was a total moron and made no bones about it. She had a special look just for me when she thought I was being a dumbass, which was most of the time. When I had to have her put to sleep because she had severe mouth cancer, that was the last look she gave me before they administered the drug. I know she loved me, but honest to God, that cat had no respect for human intelligence at all. LOL