❤️🐓3 Chickens In A Trench Coat🐓❤️

❤️🐓Kezzie || 27 || She/Her/They/Them || Engaged to Sir-Maximillian-Goof (Rest In Peace my beloved) || Jumps from Fandoms like it's parkour || Current obsession is Xiaolin Showdown uwu 🐓❤️

[madamkezzie]

Hello! My commissions are currently open! :D

Dm, reply, or send an ask if you're interested! :D

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[tossawary]

Rewatching the original "The Little Mermaid" animated movie while working on something else... I can't quite recall at the moment (early into it atm) if this movie ever establishes Eric as the heir of the throne of his kingdom.

I think it'd be really funny if Eric was actually a younger brother. So, like, maybe he's a duke, actually, but he still gets the title of Prince. Travels the sea a lot, unlike a more landlocked heir. Hanging out at this summer seaside palace while the rest of the family is elsewhere for some reason.

Like, imagine Eric's parents and older brother and maybe sister-in-law and niblings getting that letter at the end of this movie. Nearly drowned. Miraculously washed ashore. Fell in love with a mysterious voice and then a mute girl. Got enchanted by a shape-shifting sea witch and nearly married her. Killed the sea witch after she turned into a giant. Married the aforementioned girl who turned out to be the beloved youngest daughter of the mythical King Triton instead and have now established a strong alliance with the merpeople. Wild summer! Wish you were here!

[newagevintage]

I’M SURE SOME OF YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL THIS IS TO ME

because goats

and xiaolin showdown

[celestialdeth]

Keep an eye out on Patreon!

[aspureasamelody]

We do not talk enough about how Omi just casually has the innate power to do this level of damage.

He can break the earth in half. Not to powerscale but Omi is literally planetary level at minimum.

And he has the power to put it back together too?!

This kid is a BEAST. No wonder Chase Young acknowledged him.

[jackce]

This is the final round of friends/patrons xmas gifts! non anime fanart ✨ guess all the characters! #TwistedWonderland #HazbinHotel #GenshinImpact #XiaolinShowdown #ROTG #TeenTitans

[nightbun]

Very lame lasso practice, only face bcs i died mid process bbdbd

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[mintheplant]

I drew a crackship XD Scout from tf2 with Ryuji from Persona 5. They're both runners and goofy guys so haha.

[smoovestoperator]

This show was boss as fuck!

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[aropride]

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Remaining time: 11 hours 14 minutes

[lostinthewrongfandom]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

DO I GET TO BE A FUCKING NIGHTFURY???!!?!?!!?!!??

[ratantics]

I'm glad that a large portion of the media is cleary pissed off at Count Binface and I hope he continues to make them all look like humourless twats in front of the entire country because it's what they fucking deserve tbh.