Jessica Jones

Private Roleplay Blog

[thatslayer]

              Alright, my pretties, I’m trying to breathe some life into my poor, neglected muses. Work’s left me with very little time to myself and it’s so hectic and draining that I oftentimes don’t have it in me to write even when I do have an hour or two to myself, and I’m sorely missing writing.

     I won’t have time to do much until Sunday because my work schedule is still horrid but consider this a starter call for Faith Lehane ( @thatslayer ), Jace Herondale ( @inalifeafterthat ), Simon Lewis ( @imboldadjacent ), Alec Lightwood-Bane ( @whatsbeautifulandbroken ), Peggy Carter ( @tellusaboutitpeg ), Jessica Jones ( @mylasereyes ) & Ruby 2.0 ( @imusthavebloodinmyear ). Like this for a starter for a random muse, or feel free to let me know who you’re interested in.

                     I’ll still be a little bit slow to reply to things, at least for a bit until my IRL life calms down. Xoxo

[mylasereyes]

everymiserablemoment‌:

“So we just sit on the sidelines and do nothing? This is the plan, like it or not.”

              “Are you really playing Bossy Boss with me? This isn’t a cheerocracy. On a scale of ‘like it or not’, I think I’ll choose ‘not’. No one’s asking you to weigh in, here. I’m not exactly hurting for advice from the human shield.”

[mylasereyes]

Give a Little Bit || Sam & Jessica

[mylasereyes]

samattheend‌:

"I’m not trying to spank to…” he tries to explain but yeah. There’s no way to rebut that without repeating it. Sam pulls a face and opens his laptop, “Right. Actually, I contacted you because I need to find somebody. You’re, uh… you’re a private investigator, right? I mean. You kinda have a rep for taking on cases that are, uh…”

          "The next word out of your mouth better not be, 'supernatural'. I can't put my finger on it, but I feel like I'd probably overreact." she's got the bottle open, starting to tip it back when she pauses and gives Sam the stink eye, "Who even makes a reference like that? 'Hey, you like fucked up stuff, right? Need somebody to take pics?' --- The screwed part is that's not even the first time that's happened to me." Jess does, finally, tip the bottle back. She winces, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and murmurs against it, "Not the eleventh time that's happened to me."

[mylasereyes]

destroyedbyguilt‌:

“Die? Why did you just say that like it’s in the bible?”

             "Maybe because I've seen what this thing does to vampires who get too close to it and, just throwing this out there? You're buck-ass useless to me if you're dust. Tell me you understand what I’m saying. Say, ‘Jessica, I understand.’ I need to hear those words."

[mylasereyes]

           "I don’t even know you and I know this is the crappiest idea you’ve ever had.“

[heywinchester-manup-blog]

Isn’t this is a load of trouble to go through just to get a gun shoved up your ass when you could save time by paying a guy on 5th street to cram it up there for ya.

Jessica Jones (@mylasereyes) to Dean Winchester.

[sebastianstaan]

[marvellists-deactivated20180816]

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[mylasereyes]

          That's it for tonight, headed over to Faith. xoxo

[mylasereyes]

Devil may care, but I don’t. || Lucifer & Jessica

[mylasereyes]

mylasereyes:

punishmentismyjob:

Lucifer chuckled at the association, then finished his whiskey, “Well, that’s the most colorful reaction I’ve heard in a while. You’re a ray of sunshine, aren’t you? You don’t have to believe me, people rarely do, but with so many people with super powers these day, you’d think minds would be a bit more open.”

He picked up the bottle to refill his glass, then offered to pour her one.

             "Yeah, I'm a regular Pollyanna." she grumbles into the rim of her shot glass before finishing the latest of too many rounds to count.

When he offers to top her off, she casually wrenches the bottle out of his hand and sits back against the wall, "Okay, have it your way. Let's say you're the devil. What's to stop me from dragging you to the john and drowning you in the crapper? No devil, no evil, right?"

[mylasereyes]

Mystic Falls has WHATpires? || Alaric & Jessica

[mylasereyes]

allroundlostcause:

    Thing is, he can’t even be mad. Jess has a mouth on her like Damon has a mouth on him, and this reminds Alaric too much of Damon explaining why he’s actually doing the economy a favor by shirking his bar tab but tipping like royalty. He suppresses a smile as he lopes along.

                    “Some people might call that splitting hairs,” Alaric says, with one eyebrow raised (… he might have picked that up from Damon, how annoying). “But I take your point. Okay, his ideas are stupid and he should feel stupid. Can you get a little bit more specific? By the way, I should probably warn you off direct physical attacks.” He’s really not sure who’d win. There’s definitely something about Jessica, but unless she has Kevlar skin, she’s bitable.

           "Who pushed your button?" he's too chipper for her tastes. Sort of a drastic change from the sullen, boring teacher she was paid to trail. Does she put out happy, rainbow vibes or something? Like when you're allergic to cats so every cat in town wants to sit in your fucking lap? Maybe she needs better PR, "Oh, yeah. Great ideas. Sending a P.I. to spy on a paranoid ex, for a start."

Jess double-times to keep beside Alaric when they jaywalk around the corner, glad to be heading into the shade of buildings because sunshine is severely overrated, "Yeah, I’m really gonna go pick a fight with your foogly boyfriend. You know I know he's a complete Dracula, right?" the guy wears Hottopic contacts. Not fooling the masses. Never seems to dawn on her that Alaric might actually not know, "But, he's from Mystic Falls and that makes him the third blood sucker to come out of this town in a year. If you're keeping track, I don't go all Corey Haim on the undead for free."

[summer-roberts]

[mylasereyes]

destroyedbyguilt:

“Sorry, I must’ve left my sense of adventure in my other coat. How much farther?”

             "Uh, no Sport. Me. We're not going anywhere. If I take you in there with me, you're gonna die."

[thatslayer]

                                                      RULES | ASK

[wardfanclub]

The only thing keeping Manhattan from crumbling to a pile of dust is the four of you.

[marveladdicts]

[mylasereyes]

Devil may care, but I don’t. || Lucifer & Jessica

              "Yeah, you're not the Devil. I've seen the Devil, it comes in a goblet that looks like a top hat. About the size of a baby's head."

@punishmentismyjob