[u-have-been-hacked]

“I wanna do this with you “ a love language

[elivanto]

REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005) OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022)

[amateur]

[chicks2010]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

[crplpunkklavier]

this is it. that's the whole guy

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[thyrell]

i fucking hate that post about the jimmy fallon ben n jerrys flavor because i tried it because of that and its honestly the best ben n jerrys no contest, so now its the flavor i buy every time i get ice cream. and every time the weather gets hot i have to eat ice cream out of a tub with jimmy fallons face on it. this fucking blows

[lesbianhallieparker]

they hated her for her clitoral swag

[sleepy-bebby]

ultraviolence

[birdquest4]

mannys rules @/6sleet on ig

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

[fuck-yeah-elm-street]

Happy August!

Me from now to November:

[noneotherthanthejoker-deactivat]

#same

[hotboyproblems]

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!

Audience: *cheers*

Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

[becausebirds]

I caught my chicken sleeping on the job. x

[spadesandforks]

@papoosh

[hotboyproblems]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[hotboyproblems]

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: BALLIN

me: BALL IS LIFE

me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES