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@mylifeistoostrange
Me in my head: if I ever have kids I'm gonna have to give them the sex talk.
Me in my head: I don't know how that works I'll probably fuck it up.
Me in my head: nononono I can't do that I'll just never have kids.
Me in my head: but I want kids.
Me in my head: BUT TO HAVE KIDS I HAVE TO HAVE SEX AND ONCE I GIVE THEM THE SEX TALK THEY'LL KNOW THAT. ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK THEM IN THE EYE AGAIN.
Me out loud: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHFGGGGGGG!!!!11!1
Me: say pineapple
My sister: uuuuUUUUUAAAAAAAGH
My brother: name a city in Germany
My sister: *whispering*
My other sister: RUSSIA
My brother: Munich!(pronounced moon-itch)
My mom: MUNICH (pronounced correctly)
At dinner tonight
(we are talking about hurricane Harvey)
my dad: is Harvey moving yet? or is he still being lazy?
my dad: is he still sitting on the couch and spending his welfare money on beer?
the rest of my family: ????? *confused expressions and silence*
me: what
my mom *not looking up from her phone*: ignore him
Not trying to sound negative, but there is no such thing as self love in this world, only passing pleasure and temporary happiness and fragile hopes and dreams that tend to wear on our hearts. Love and life and fulfillment only comes from knowing Jesus.
overheard at my house
My sister: So j-c is Belgian but she is actually undercover and is pretending to be visiting royalty but she is actually a spy for Germany.
in writing class: *classmates and I are being annoying and loud*
Writing teacher, with an expression of pure love, in the sweetest voice imaginable, whispering: I'm gonna blow my lid
My sister: why do you have grass?
Me, saying the first words that enter my brain: because grass is special and needs love
Me @ me, in my brain: What why are you like this
a conversation in history class
my classmate: they (the Native Americans) got kicked out by the settlers because they weren't united and we were.
me, being a lil shit cause it's what I do best: since when were we united?
my friend: uhhhh, the revolutionary war?
me: and then we had the civil war!
classmate: but we got back together, it's all good now. We haven't had another one since.
Me, whispering ominously: we're overdue...
friend: don't jinx it!!
me: welll... Trump
is in charge... it's more likely than you think.
friend: NO KEN NO!!
reblog if you're gay, support gay people, or just really fucking love sonny de la vega
This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways
Nyoom nyoom
CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE
Can’t bloody believe that.
STRAIGHT G
OH MY GOD
excellence
THIS IS AMAZING
MY HERO
#i’m out
My new way of leaving the room
Note to boomers: no one speaks like this.
holy shit is this even real
have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP
Life is Strange (2015)
I... Don't understand what they're saying
i trust him
this is what a male feminist should look like
the other side says “treats and pets, not trump and pence”
GOOD SHIT
Are you fucking kidding me
oh my G O D
🌿fruit & medicinal properties🌿
🍒 cherries: -help calm nervous system -cancer preventing compounds -reduces inflammation -reduces risk for gout -supports healthy sleep -arthritis pain relief -reduces belly fat -reduces muscle pain -lowers risk of stroke
🍑 peaches: -helps maintain healthy skin & vision -helps maintain healthy bones & teeth -anti aging properties -improves digestion -calcium -potassium -packed with vital nutrients -good source of fiber
🍉 watermelon: -cardiovascular health -maintains bones -significant source of vitamins -combats free radicals -reduces body fat -anti inflammitory -diuretic & kidney support -alkaline forming -improves sight
🍓 strawberries: -potentially fight against cancer -anti aging properties -prevent heart disease, reduces risk of stroke -helps relieve constipation -can help with allergies & asthma -anti depression properties -reduces blood pressure -regulates blood sugar -folic acid
🍍 pineapple: -helps fight arthritis -immune system support -bone health -vision health -can reduce risk of macular degeneration (eye disease) -anti inflammitory -aids in digestion -packed with vital nutrients
🍃 kiwi: -increases bone mass -more vitamin c than an orange -packed with vital nutrients -aids in digestion -helps manage blood pressure -protects DNA from damage -supports weight loss -detox -prevents heart disease -protects against macular degeneration
🍇 grapes: -relax blood vessels -prevents/slows many types of cancer -maintains heart health -packed with nutrients -aids in digestion -weight loss -can prevent alzheimers -improves brain function -protects body from radiation
🍎 apples: -build immune system -fiber -reduces risk of cancer -prevents heart disease -healthy teeth -prevent alzheimers -prevents larkinsons -decreases risk of diabetes -reduces cholesterol -prevents gallstones -reduces risk of hypertension
🍊 oranges: -help maintain skin & vision -excellent source of vitamin B & C -fiber -prevents stroke -lowers blood pressure
🍌 banana: -potassium -energy booster -aids in digestion -fiber -weight loss -lowers blood pressure -prevents asthma -fights cancer -treats diarrhea -preserving memory
🌳 blueberries: -protect heart -lowers cholesterol -packed with antioxidants -reduce DNA damage -maintains healthy cholesterol -lower blood pressure -improve brain function & memory
🍃 mango: -protects against several forms of cancer -lowers cholesterol -clears skin -improves eye health -alkalizes entire body -promotes healthy sex -improves digestion -helps fight heat stroke
🍋 lemon: -contain high amounts of potassium -lowers risk of stroke -fights cancer -maintains healthy complexion -prevents asthma -increases iron absorption -boosts immune system
🍐 pear: -packed with nutrients -great source of fiber -treats diverticulosis (inflammation of the lining in large intestine) -weight loss -lowers blood pressure -lowers cholesterol -prevents diabetes -promotes digestion -detox
🍅 tomato: -prevents cancer -manages blood pressure -protects heart -maintains healthy complexion -reduces depression -improves vision -improves digestive system
🍃 grapefruit: -weight loss -prevents stroke -maintains blood pressure & heart health -prevents cancer -promotes digestion -hydration -maintaining healthy skin -prevents asthma
🌿if youre taking medication, please speak with your pharmacist or doctor before trying ANY natural remedies. grapefruit, for example, can really hurt you if youre taking anti depression medication. please be cautious.🌿 **this post is speaking specifically of the fruit, not of the plant itself
What about plums?
