#crazyquotes

[dracoslittleangel]

The monsters were never under my bed. Because the monsters were inside my head.

I fear no monsters, for no monsters I see. Because all this time the monster has been me.

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[friendswithbenefitsdating]

Marry her!

[angeliczodiac]

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[catinqz]

ถ้ามีใครถามหนูว่าเป็นอะไรก็บอกเขาไปว่าเป็นของพี่ 🤩 #crazyquotes #singlelifebelike https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw_R4suhQi28bqPRczohvEz7sE9gvNqHrSdxfA0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nu029aidg0qr

[livin-it-hi]

🤔 I think this is why I'm still single... 🤫🤫🤭🤭 But, just a warning 😉💋 #formyfuturehusband #NotYourExWife #FutureWidow #ForTheManThatWillMarryMyPsychoAss #crazyquotes #JustHashTaggingAnyKineShitForLikes #YourPsychoWife 😘 (at Wailea-Makena, Hawaii) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnaP4n1BJEp5orwCyuFbbB1XHTAvmOKvG1Q6gw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hxdgk2lpyh44

[noticam]

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[mylifeistoostrange]

Me in my head: if I ever have kids I'm gonna have to give them the sex talk.

Me in my head: I don't know how that works I'll probably fuck it up.

Me in my head: nononono I can't do that I'll just never have kids.

Me in my head: but I want kids.

Me in my head: BUT TO HAVE KIDS I HAVE TO HAVE SEX AND ONCE I GIVE THEM THE SEX TALK THEY'LL KNOW THAT. ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK THEM IN THE EYE AGAIN.

Me out loud: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHFGGGGGGG!!!!11!1

[mylifeistoostrange]

Me: say pineapple

My sister: uuuuUUUUUAAAAAAAGH