my little dildo, yeast infections are magic

where the internet goes to die. \\\.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[rm-renfield]

I want Dolly Parton to play Van Helsing

[bobbathan-deactivated20200331]

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

[astronomifier]

Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now

[97jonnyboy]

[ruinedchildhood]

The Room 2049 (2017) dir. Tommy Wiseau

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,

[delmondo]

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside

[ilovemusicalyy]

[sunspira]

The sentient 8 month mold in the back of my fridge I’ve been avoiding

[ultraodo-deactivated20190508]

*swinging my diamond sword at random people* you can disable pvp but you cannot disable my rage

[tsunglasses]

You have to put this as your header or tumblr will delete your blog.

[staff]

A better, more positive Tumblr

[stabbymattress]

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[gasstationeggsalad]

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis 

[5ww5p3vmc3440kkv8d5r]

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

[shinyapocrypha]