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mysharona1987

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

bogleech

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

escuerzoresucitado

just-some-trans-teenager

I would have a lot easier time going to bed if I was being held by a girl

probuccalfat

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

What's the joke

its referencing this specific reddit post

and-fishing-equipment

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

tooies

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

marlynnofmany

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size.

Behold a short list of bad ideas: