emergency citrus pocket

🌼 ren • she/her 🌼

[shrimpeyedvieww]

[elliespectacular]

call me mold fashioned,

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes I wonder if we’ve spent too much time as a society wondering if computers can be people

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[things-that-are-not-true]

every wasp nest on the planet just got activated

[charl0ttan]

the way my heart broke when i saw ops url😓

[giftofgabber]

dark iron mâché puppets invented in the coal mines of Scranton, Pennsylvania

[butterflypeaflowertea]

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

[carlyraejepsans]

if i we were spiders 🕷️ on the ISS (to study the impact of microgravity on web weaving) would you compromise the experiment and escape your enclosure to hang out in mine. be honest.

[b-vandykei]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a small arthropod shedding its exoskeleton

[helicalsymmetry]

it's so frustrating when you like an animal and a lot of the popular stuff about that animal, even when it's ostensibly positive, sounds like 'we know this animal is GROSS and YUCKY and DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT DESERVES TO LIVE, but actually it's a part of the ecosystem so it would be rude to kill it for the crime of being freakyawful ☺️ it's sooooo disturbing though, am i right'

[froggo-friend]

These are like the same type of guy to me

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[neurotypical-karen]

Magic sword inscribed with the runes “EVERY PIECE OF TRASH YOU LEAVE IN A PUBLIC PLACE WILL BE WEIGHED ALONGSIDE YOUR SOUL ON THE SCALES OF PARADISE”

[sequel2heaven]

Gen Alpha from a prehistoric culture with no number words greater than four: MANY MANY

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial