Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.
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Scrapper is a little more reasonable (civil?) compared to the others, but heās a Decepticon commander, and heās had to work to earn his and his gestaltās place. He can hold his own and is decent in a fight, but heās still not the best at it, relies more one his team.
Scavenger is mostly harmless. He can complain and grumble at best, but actually standing up to someone? Nope, absolutely not, will fold immediately. Physically heās not very impressive either, but heās still dangerous in the way any big warframe with poor impulse control is dangerous.
Bonecrusher is exactly what he advertises. Heās loud, violent, confrontational, and fully willing to follow through instantly. Heās fully capable too, he may not be incredibly skilled in combat, but he makes up for it with insane strength and sheer stupidity/stubbornness/will (whatever you wanna call it).
Mixmaster can be scarier though because his threats are more implied than outright stated. His bark is mostly saying insane things casually and with a smile. Kind of like: āfun fact! didja know x type of acid can eat straight through a mech in kliks?ā Type of talk. While heās not great at combat, what truly makes him dangerous is whatever chemical heāll shoot or throw at someone, if heās given free rein over what he makes and carries with him, heās capable of some truly heinous stuff.
Long Haul does not need to bark, his size and strength is enough to make people think twice about messing with him, he doesnāt see why he should waste energy telling someone off if standing menacingly does the trick well enough. His bite comes mostly from his size, one good punch and most opponents are down.
Hook has the meanest mouth in most of the rooms heās present in. He can throw an impressive amount of criticism, threats and insults, all fueled by his superiority complex. That said heās mostly all talk, heās not one for actual brawling, prefers to leave it to the others. Will absolutely ruin someoneās self-esteem though.
how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.
I can't remember if I've already said this on here but it genuinely makes me cry whenever I start thinking about how much of a "sold to one direction" ship dynamic constructiprowl is dbdsjsbsjbvds
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