probably napping

Hi I'm Corrie and I like dogs and space and cute boys

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

[cleopat-ra-blog]

i’m having trouble believing this

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

[badwebbarchive]

#there’s an irisn pub near my old vocal studio and they have a framed picture of niall on the wall #not even signed or anything #just in the middle of the wall

[devotionsofmaryoliver]

[temptrsent-deactivated20161019]

“before he’s ready for it”

[liyumpeyn]

what about ireland shifting the date of their holy communion because one direction were performing that week

[especiallyecho]

Ah yes, the ripe old age of 18 and over.

[rorysaur-deactivated20181218]

Hate to ruin the fun but…

[aestheticacadema]

“Lie to me” she whispered.

“I love you” he said.

[kivaliszn]

“Yall are weird” I said.

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[frawgs]

why do people say jesus “h” christ like what is his middle name lol

[teuer]

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[justjames]

I saw a great dog today while walking, that is all

[aria-jane-cherry]

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drink driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

That was wild from start to finish

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[ventrue]

[nevaehtyler]

sadly not every girl can protect herself from these creeps 😔

[sweetscam]

This is extremely satisfying

[wolfendreams]

I hope that whenever I’m in a creepy situation, I channel this woman.

[mymomthinksimrad]

Me: *sees beautiful art* I should compliment the artist!

Me: *knows nothing of art terms*....

It's shiny! The lines go whoosh whoosh and that makes me happy. The colors give me feelings. So clean, so vibrant. I would lick it.

[tearthatcherryout]

Humble - Kendrick Lamar (dir. Dave Meyers)

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[jawnbaeyega]

IM SCREAMING

[dustbunny105]

Gotta love Mark’s response too:

[oddorch]

[sapphixrey]

here’s a little reminder that straight as an orientation and straight as a power structure function differently and don’t include the same groups of people

[theanti90smovement]

Damn I think this may be the dumbest Fucking shit I’ve read on this fucking joke of a website