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Dottie, 25, she/her, queer. multifandom mess.

[dottie-wan-kenobi]

new pinned post <3

about me:

name: Dottie

pronouns: she/her

age: 25

queer

multi-fandom & multi-shipper

author (find me on ao3 and squidgeworld at dottie_wan_kenobi -- do not put my fics into any AI because I will kill you with hammers if you do)

original posts are tagged #shut up dottie

jsyk:

I will block and report accounts that are blank

I often forget to tag nsfw (text) and political posts sorry

sometimes I reblog posts that are 'anti' characters. tbc I'm not going to bully anyone or act crazy if you enjoy a character or ship I don't like, I use those tags for filtering purposes

IM VERY BAD AT REPLYING I promise I am not ignoring you if you message me!! my brain is empty and I forget to reply all the time

DNF list:

under 15

terfs, swerfs, exclusionists (including ace/aro!!!!), nazis, maps

antis/fanpol

anyone who doesn’t support using ‘queer’ as a term (disclaimer: I’m onto the ‘calling myself a fag’ stage)

HSB Invites Post

Spoiler Tag(s):

my fic posts: heated rivalry | mdzs/the untamed |

(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[what-even-is-thiss]

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

[yesornopolls]

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[ao3cassandraic]

Yup. 110%.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 2 days 42 minutes

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[bobdylanyaoi]

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[roseworth]

interacting with your mutuals that you want to be friends with even though they only like your posts once every few weeks at best

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

[anarchistmemedistro]

food has no moral value. being fed does.

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[dottie-wan-kenobi]

spicy hollanov twit accounts

on my recent fic I said I was going to make a list of smutty hollanov accounts. I am super late but here we go!!

(disclaimer: some of these accounts have bottom!ilya, shane/others, ilya/others, and the occasional h*dc*n but are mainly strictly hollanov with bottom!shane)

https://x.com/Lativasvet

https://x.com/hollanovleaks

https://x.com/HollanovHome69

https://x.com/notcowboyshane

https://x.com/81rozyscheeks

https://x.com/h0llanuv

https://x.com/holeander24

https://x.com/sluttyhollanov

https://x.com/hollanovtapes

https://x.com/heatedh0ll4n0v

https://x.com/hholezy

https://x.com/lusteringz

https://x.com/hollanovbunny

[dottie-wan-kenobi]

MORE!!!

https://x.com/hollanovzslt

https://x.com/cumtothecottage

https://x.com/8124hub

https://x.com/Hollanovhomevid

https://x.com/9inchhole

https://x.com/hollanovholes

https://x.com/nsfwhollanov

https://x.com/2481nsfw

[tomboyhousewife-deactivated2024]

queer people who have done zero self reflection when they see someone who doesn't look fem in their space

[predatory-lesbians]

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#the bioessentialism is gross and inescapable#‘oh i’m just not comfortable around this person bc i don’t know them!’#is that it? or is it that they’re masculine presenting and you only think of non-binary people as girl lite

[coelpts]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[lilylikeswords]

@heatonice I have no self restraint and too much free time. I apologise...