My name is Thee

yeehaw this my tumblr page (im a grill)

[saveskum]

The lovely shapes and colors of our companion's eyes.

[mynameisthee]

my BG3 Tav : Cassie

half-elf storm sorcerer, good playthrough, half-illithid, romancing Wyll

fave party : Karlach-Shadowheart-Lae'zel ; Astarion, Wyll

[mynameisthee]

I love ReShade...

[theonlybegottensim]

Pleasantview Barbies

[theonlybegottensim]

Strangetown Barbies!

[spideyyeet]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Emmanuel Macron offered me from 1500 up to 2700 euros in exchange for “favors” but i never got to see what kind since we later learned that Macron was responsible for a robot/zombie invasion.

[fanonical]

gryffindor: the house for those who consider ‘thinking’ to be about 17th on their list of priorities

[mynameisthee]

hermione granger dungeon master

hermione: ok i've prepared a 300 page document about the lore and politics of the world we're going to be playing in

ron: cool. my character is a halfling druid caclled dick fartblaster and his biggest ambition is to invent weed

[mynameisthee]

Katniss Everdeen girl on fire updated version

I wasn’t too content with my previous edit and I’m not sure this one is any better but ye 

[badwolfkaily]

[whiterubys]

who is in control?

[catchymemes]

[mynameisthee]

No One Leaves, Father Mathias will set us FREE, FEAR the DEMONS

Taking screenshots on my second playthrough hehe

[just-shower-thoughts]

“did you die?” A question never asked before video games

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word OK is a small person sideways.

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”