The Captin

Dirk- 20

[abstractsuffering]

did anybody else notice that like really out of place ford focus or whatever in episode 6 of stranger things?

[abstractsuffering]

spotted

[gay-aurora]

[bang]

what

[amorculture]

Check out my newest song Ride!!! Just got out of the studio with it!!! Click the link in my bio! Tell me what you guys think?? #song #goodmusic #sodope #ride #weouthere #creative #ahh #sogood #bruhh #xxl #yuhhhh

[mynameisunclerico]

Such a dope song🔥

[mynameisunclerico]

BilsonUSA.com

[bloomflowersbloom]

[thejustfacts]

The center of the Milky Way tastes like raspberries and smells like Captain Morgan. Astronomers researching the giant dust cloud in the middle of the galaxy found the chemical ethyl formate, which gives raspberries their flavor and smells like rum.

[logicisfree]

[picaet]

[kyt-online]

wen u come home and u gotta act sober

[cybergata]

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

What is your go to alcoholic drink?

rum

[taco-bell-rey]

[eggbug-deactivated20191006]

today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN

[floristgump]

Wrong door

[coveredwithsnow]

[ammit420]

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

[weloveshortvideos]

Hey sir,Can I have a bite?

[mezmonty]

this made me so happy wtf

[bruins-babe]

I love when strangers text me

[dyhomme-deactivated20160524]