Toke my time away

To know is science, to think one knows is ignorance.

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[saccharinesylph]

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

[roseriku-deactivated20200506]

[mynig]

when I hold doors for people

Kids: ...

Teenagers: Thanks.

Adults: Thank you.

Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

[raspbiian]

i think netflix is broken

[raspbiian]

its not its not its not its not its n

[taakayama]

We’ve reached a point in time where something like Happy Tree Friends, once a well known internet cartoon, is so irrelevant that the youth can be tricked like this

[ruinpowder]

[chocolatewarkittens]

This feels vaguely threatening

[searchforinnerpeach-deactivated]

[unclefather]

[80sretroelectro]

Interior landscape design in the Rowland Institute for Science, Cambridge, Massachusetts. Probably late 90s. Scan 4

[sirobvious]

Mike’s Hard Baby Formula

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[theshitneyspears]

this is what peaking on molly feels like

[riokollivier]

Me, in Destiny 2

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]

[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[dat-soldier]

[xeppeli]

*finishes eating a ½ lb burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.

[badgerandsword-blog-deactivated]

i’ve been trying to read this for an hour with no luck

[j4ckme]

[geniexo]