Wolf on my Head

Puking Babies, all day, everyday.

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[positivelycrippled]

[actionjacksonlovesbbq]

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

[inteligasm]

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

[swiftsail-blog]

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[trikkynikki]

You

[deejay]

[patrickthanos]

[spongebobsquarepants]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[cablesocks]

me, watching my life pass by: this movie sucks

[wafflefrogs]

Michael B. Jordan is a weeaboo

[beautifulbookland]

Person: “Why don’t you have a break from reading and go outside?”

Me:

[africant]

[memehumor]

My hand almost went through my forehead on this one

[bob-belcher]

[coffee-and-rainsticks]

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

[radiobee-deactivated20160413]

[aceinnatailsuit]

*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

[memehumor]

Me too

[paprika]

[srsfunny]

Apparently One Breakfast Is Not Enough

[memehumor]

Take That!

[colehersch]