Came for the smut, stayed for the nonsense

30+

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[pmamtraveller]

The Lovers by Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux

[pmamtraveller]

Fabrizia Milia

[pmamtraveller]

by Thamer Ossra

[kittydealer]

u/Sonnylevrai

[mireeille]

kediş sahiplenirsem onunla yapacağım max aktivite

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[luntfontanne]

holy shit

[suriandtaal]

[creepymutelilbugger]

i wish they were ALL allergic

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'm between creatures at the moment, and feel desolate.

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

CREATE BAD ART

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

WRITE SHIT

[kieraoona]

Sew shit! Draw shit! Craft shit!

[blackgirlmagicx]

[asoniccatapult]

do they expect me to stop him somehow?

[stability]

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

This is why I strongly advocate for an alien invasion movie but set in like 1142. The Anarchy is in full swing. 

it’d be so good. Everyone would map theological explanations of the aliens onto them. It’d be so much fun. 

Aliens: Take us to your leader.  Jocelyn, Peasant: All right. Um, which one? Are you for King Stephen or the Empress Maude?  Aliens: Um– Jocelyn: I recommend Empress Maude. King Stephen is a lying usurper.  Aliens: All right, Empress Maude. Take us to her.  Jocelyn: I always new God was on our side.  Aliens:  Jocelyn: You’re angels right? Come to bring us portends and tidings of the divine?  Aliens: Or to massacre you. Jocelyn: That makes sense. We’re very sinful. We deserve whatever punishment it is God has seen fit to bestow upon us.  Aliens:  Aliens:  Aliens: Wow. 

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[myownpersonalnonsensebin]

Took another look at my budget for the year and figured out if I’m really strict with it I can hit a HUGE milestone in May rather than October!!!

[pixiexbites]

minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

[flagellant]

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

[unbeeliever]

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment