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depsidase

questionablepastries

Who invented the biohazard symbol this shit goes hard af

I hope the inventor gets his shit turbo slonked every day

chained2012

employers will be like “augh we’re so understaffed” my brother in christ you’re in charge of hiring

pityboy

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

pityboy

i am suffering academically

pollackpatrol

society if comics remembered that despite their stupid hero/villain dichotomy literally every superhero is 100% a criminal... like. they don’t have permission to do the shit they do.

pollackpatrol

every time a superhero tries to pull moral high ground above ANYONE using law or legality or any law enforcement agency i get so mad like SO mad. realistically there is nothing separating you from these people on a legal standpoint. you HAVE to recognize that crime is a social construct (but hurting people—and helping them—is not) in order to be a compelling superhero writer IMO. instead they write weird shit like “if you have an FBI file on you you’re a bad person” as if any well known LITERAL VIGILANTE wouldn’t realistically have their own FBI file a mile long

pollackpatrol

“im better than you because i’m not a criminal” CRINGE. YOU LITERALLY ARE. “i’m not inherently better than you and you’re not inherently worse than me. you choose to hurt people, though, and i choose to help them” im kissing you on the mouth

pollackpatrol

if your only exposure to superheroes is the mcu then this post is NOT for you. die

marieduplessis

holy shit

love-to-love-puppies

This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while