299. Coffee Starved Canine

I don’t have pronouns. No one can address me. Ever.

[dogspresso]

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

why would you willingly go to mass

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

free wine

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo....... yeah

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

it's not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

i think we are talking about different things

[dogspresso]

[asdfdess]

from sapnaps twitter :)

[dogspresso]

In a zoom call and the teacher asked a student to give an example of a niche was and he said “being a bottom” asjvsovakbaopshwkalwlsjalsl

[kuims]

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

[dogspresso]

Me

[ytrashley-deactivated20200620]

like/share this if you

1. have a hairy hole

2. love a hairy hole

3. want people in power to take serious action on climate change

[dogspresso]

Can we stop saying “ (year) was a simpler time....” like no shit it was a simpler time, we’re in version 2.1 now, back then it was just the beta build😔😔😔

[toxictiktoks]

[cowboy]

crazy frog was right... whats going on</3

[chewedcorn]

It’s ok, he still had a good time.

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[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[d1rtnbl00d]

GOTTEM

[asterythm]

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

[dogspresso]

The coordination

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

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