Mothman is my boyfriend

Dan/He/28/Pisces/Ohio/open to commissions

[subjectverb]

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

[subjectverb]

im am SO obsessed with this beautiful beautiful scene you conjure youre getting peer reviewd holy shot

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[februarytrash]

Matching manicure with stone crab

[rednines]

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

[petrichor4719]

Can you like... release a warning so the trans men can seek shelter?

[rednines]

You go to Jupiter to get more stupider

[were--ralph]

someone make this into a bumper sticker

[azu-mog]

Is it a tower ? Is it a tunnel ? Up or down, the path only lead forward, toward enlightenment. 🍀🧬

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[amazoogle]

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

[chromaticabrasions]

no but seriously bring back cucumbers

[mlarayoukai]

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[ankle-beez]

[dogpuppy]

[reputayswift]

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass:

[reagantheteenagewitch]

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Misfire, reload and try again evilwizard

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