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Heyyyyyyyyy!

So I FINALLY got set back up and everything is going beautifully!

Though, after putting some thought to it, I’ve decided to make a new tumblr account and start fresh! So if anybody on here still wants to chill with me send me a message and I’ll give you my new blog name :D

I’ll leave this one active for memories sake <3

#goodbye #my #dears

Discord is not working on my phone right now so I won't be around for a while until I get a new laptop charger just letting any one who cares know I'm okay

ameliastardust

whenever i try and make an astute observation

casthegrumpy

i could be such a good writer if i would just *clenches fist* write

depsidase

energyprison

“c'est la vie” is just a fancy way to say “thats how it is on this bitch of an earth”

dinuguan

tellyjpg

yo

killamunkey-deactivated20190308

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

thahalfrican

lmaooo

7mangoes

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

allerasphinx

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

cheaphalloweencostume

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

annabellesacres

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

greystarrednights

When you don’t pay Tom Nook back soon enough

melbrooks

nunyabizni

I just died, this killed me

lucifermorningnova-deactivated2

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

tour-of-torterra

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.

viciousboobielicious

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

raccooncomic

39. Roach

Everything is fine until the roach is airborne.

notable-spinster

sure, not all men, but a lot of men, and we have no way of knowing which ones

tooiconic

“sure, not all black people, but a lot of black people, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

This is exactly how you sound.

prophet-of-tesco

“sure, not all muslims, but a lot of muslims, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

notable-spinster

lettuce consult the fbi data:

Of the 1,864 women murdered in 2010, 91% were killed by men. (by contrast, of the 3,872 men murdered, only 9% were killed by women). Of all the women murdered (by either sex), over a third were killed by a husband or boyfriend. women have legitimate reason to fear men, even the ones they know.

Of the 3,327 white people murdered in 2010, only 13% were killed by black people. 3% were killed by other or unknown races. white people do not have a statistically legitimate reason to fear other races.

women’s fear of men is based in reality, not bigotry. white people’s fear of other races is based in bigotry, not reality.

seekingdyke

ATTENTION NYC FOLKS: In case you haven’t noticed, it’s very cold outside. The city has issued a Code Blue Weather Emergency, which means no one who is homeless and seeking shelter will be denied. Should you see an individual who appears to be homeless and in need out in the cold, please call 311, give a description of the person and the location, and an outreach team will be dispatched to assist. You don’t have to do anything else but call. You don’t need to approach the person, or wait for anyone to arrive. Just #Call311

Whether you are in NYC now or not, please copy/paste/share! It doesn’t take much effort on your part and could immensely help those in need.

bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

tuesdayisfordancing

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

professorsparklepants

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one