I'm Siri

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cacodaemonia]

I know folks have been sharing this link on other posts, but &udm=14 works well:

[fangeek-girl]

You can add it as an extension to Firefox now: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/udm14/reviews/

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[molabuddy]

snivels pathetically... i miss when spotify like song button was a heart.....

[a-sadnoodle]

I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

[great-and-small]

I also adore how this pattern has manifested itself in the form of camouflage for some species

The echo of those same dappled shadows that we paint in our art is genetically coded into a baby’s fur in order to keep her safe. A beautiful thing.

(Photos by Joel Sartore)

[classic-lit-memes4u]

not mine but hilarious

[dduane]

OH YES

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[thanatos-zagreus-shagreus]

Hey hey

Everyone go download "Simon Tatham's Puzzles" by Chris Boyle

Here is a Play Store link:

Simon Tatham's Puzzles - Apps on Google Play

40 classic single-player logic puzzles, playable offline, generated on demand

It contains pretty much any famous puzzle I've ever known, with the exception of riddle-based or language-based puzzles. All puzzles are automatically generated by your phone, and highly customizable in difficulty, size, and other variables. Note that the puzzles often have other names than they classically have (e.g. Sudoku is named "Solo"), but almost everything is in there.

The app is free, it is ad-free, doesn't necessarily look pretty but is very functional! Also bc it's all randomly generated on your phone, you don't need to give it access to internet at all! And you get infinite puzzles! And it doesn't ask you for personal info, you don't need an account, they don't want to "send your information to the developer to help develop the app/sell to third parties".

And it has a dark-mode!

[kelssiel]

‎Simon Tatham's Puzzles

‎This is a collection of 38 single-player puzzle games for the iPhone and iPad. Included games are: Black Box - Bridges - Cube - Dominosa -

it’s on ios too?!

[citreens]

we're truly living in another universe rn

[mac-mcdonald]

[benadwyl]

catch me with my sick ass nocturnal baby that goes to raves and lives in the woods

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

[arachnofiend]

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.

[ruffboi-mags]

that last line is on fire tho.

[dzamie]

"You don't deserve my creativity."

[spuzzle]

I legit just made a disclaimer card for this for my live streaming.

[femlet-deactivated20221123]

[erika-infinitum]

Oh yes I also beat my wife to cope

[dixiechad]

Sir that's my emotional support domestic abuse victim.

[crazyshitisay]

If any profession grants you an excuse to throw hands it’s retail

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[brakken-spideyverse]

pour one out

[brakken-spideyverse]

[divorceddadrock]

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues-deactivated2026072]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bears-are-trans]

Be blessed

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

[sufferingenby]

“Apologies jack; Mr Blobby”

“/oh fuck/”

[identity-of-design]

156 Americans tried to draw 10 famous logos from memory.

[gamelycan]

Things about this post

-everybody forgot target only has 2 red circles

-some people are drawing legitimate local variations of the logos

-some people are drawing older legitimate versions of the logos

[micaxiii]

-one person mixed up the target and walmart logo

[super-metroid]

i really want to see what universe the dog starbucks logo guy is from

[snorlaxatives]

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

[snorlaxatives]

finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

[dragontatoes]

Imagine having this career

[pinkhaterade]

EXCUSE ME WHILE I LAUGH FOR 100 YEARS

[gwynndolynnequincy-deactivated2]

Not to be, like, extra cynical or anything but like, The Oscars aren’t known for being super supportive of diversity, so is it kind of odd that the only movie up there with an openly gay character. So like, this might just meant to be knocking the MCU for reasons, but like this seems a bit, IDK, sinister to me, just saying

[irons-in-the-web]

SORRY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GUY WITH NO NAME WHO MENTIONS HIS DEAD HUSBAND IN ONE SCENE AND THEN NEVER APPEARS AGAIN?

THAT CHARACTER?

YOU THINK THAT’S WHY THE OSCARS DIDN’T GIVE ENDGAME ANY AWARDS?

[gwynndolynnequincy-deactivated2]

I mean yeah that’s exactly what I’m trying to imply lol The Oscars has a pretty shaky history with LGBT+ people, topics, and depictions, so like it seems plausible to me. 

[xbuster]

Oh my god please shut up

[bunniope]

moonlight literally won best picture like 3 years ago

[rad-roach]

You know the other thing the Oscars are infamous for? Blindly voting for the biggest name. So the fact that this massive budget Disney movie with record-setting profits could pass through without a single award means that even those old white fucks could tell Endgame was a total stinker. For fuck’s sake, no one even remembers Avatar, and it still wound up with three.

[awed-frog]

Fuck, that’s actually true: “Mr Kissinger, who allegedly orchestrated the mass bombing in Cambodia in 1969 and in Vietnam and Laos in the 1970s as secretary of state under Richard Nixon…was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973 for his efforts to conclude the Vietnam War. The award was described by critics as a move which ‘made political satire obsolete’. The Vietnam war was not over until 1975.”

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

The critic who said that was Tom Lehrer, who was known for political and social satire music (I highly recommend you look him up, he’s hilarious) and it actually did cause him to just.. stop. 

[nudityandnerdery]

I’ll always defer to Anthony Bourdain on the topic: