park that car, drop that phone

em / she/her / 26 / old stars filling up my throat

[authentictaxi]

[sparklebog]

Feminism isn't about doing whatever feels good and fuels your specific personal interests btw sometimes you do in fact have to change how you think and behave

[divorce-enjoyer]

are you okay babe you reblogged that gifset of the vampire armand 16 times in succession

[louisegluckpdf]

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

[infertilityidol]

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

she’s just like me fr

[byjove]

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

[gaypeople]

MY BEAUTIFUL BESTIES

[twunkish-cleric]

Is the person you rebloged this from Sun, Moon or Star-coded? (Say in the tags)

Sun ☀️

Moon 🌒

Star 🌠

Voting ended on2h

Extra credit if you provide your reasoning in the tags too ✅

[saintkatya]

[rockabillywife]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[louisegluckpdf]

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

[louisegluckpdf]

in case you didnt fucking know

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[nflstreet]

[akashicrecord]

CRANK IT

[bettedavisgf]

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence