random who killed markiplier thoughts

these are all the random thoughts I have that are who killed markiplier or just markiplier themed  Pronouns: He/They/It you can call me Ashton or Ash

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

Wilford is stupid

do you think in the past Wilford has tried to eat wall insulation thinking it was cotton candy

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

Skrittle

that is all

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

I find it weird that some people are genuinely surprised when they find out I have other interest and am in other fandoms like- my personality doesn't consist of a purely WKM memes

[communityfireextinguisher]

darkstache should be canon purely because the story implications of that happening are extremely funny. imagine being Celine and leaving your dumbass twin brother in charge of your shared vessel in the hopes he’ll exact your collective revenge on your ex-husband while you’re asleep, and then waking up to find out that not only has he failed spectacularly at doing that, but also he’s now dating your OTHER ex whom you harbor possibly murderous intent toward. i wouldn’t blame her for reenacting Cain and Abel

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

hm yes

[marshmellowtea]

my da is named y.n. because i just. think i’m so funny lol and i’ve been thinking about what their initials should stand for and i’m thinking the y should be yancy because 1) gender neutral y names are hard to find and 2) i like the idea of them seeing the heist script and being like “aww baby you named a character after me? :D” and actor is like “your name is yancy????” and y.n. is like “:D :) :o” as they realize they never actually told him what their initials stood for

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

Honestly hilarious

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

Our favorite glowy boy headcannon

New headcannon is that when dark cracks his bones his blue and red aura glows brighter like a goddamn glowstick

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

tears

you ever cry because you know you'll never be able to tell people how you and your boyfriend actually met because you met on qoutev by you asking him if he wanted to rp septiplier with you in the comments on his popular jacksepticeye x reader fanfic? no? just me? cool.

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

oops-

sorry for like. dropping off the face of the earth for like a few months- had school and stuff-

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

QUESTION

Would Ya'll want to read my crappy fanfics I write?? like should I post them to here?

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

ITS ALMOST HERE

4/4/22

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

IDK WHATS GOING ON

Honestly. my life is a mess RN

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

H E L L O

Me: *post random Crap* Also, me: *Disappears for the next three month's*

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

I used to be a simp

yes. i know pretty cringe but I 100% used to be a simp for Actor!mark like hardcore simp. oh god there were so many XReaders

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

Idk another wkm head cannon

Damiens Trans. that's all. that's the head cannon

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

IM BORRD

thats all

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

has nothing to do with WKM

have I been doing well at hiding my crippling addiction to smutty fanfic’s?

[myrandommostlywkmthoughts]

Wkm story headcannon

here's a headcannon!

despite dark acting all  elegant and scary when he is on his own he is EXTREAMLY clumsy like to the point where he has more broken cups then intact ones. why? you maybe asking. simple answer. He’s literally Damien in our body! so he wouldn't be used to functioning in our body. Plus our body may be trying to kick him out because its not our soul. 

anyways do with that what you will. I'm gonna go read my daily dose of fanfiction