Be An Asshole

[wonderlandforgirls]

[serious]

the difference between you and me is that I free my time to talk to you while you talk to me in your free time.

misjudgments (via misjudgments)

[movie-addicted]

[hoexygen]

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

[rachellweisz]

[anneboleynsarchive-blog]

we are all fester

[pardonmewhileipanic]

exactly me when I want to ask a girl out

[zoomerbro]

[serious]

Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant.

Unknown (via misjudgments)

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[its-deedee-bitch-deactivated201]

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[kardashianngifs]

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

Sometimes you gotta disappear while you get ya shit together.

[hatin]

Everyone deserves a second chance but not for the same mistake

(via hatin)

[packtheammo-deactivated20170223]

[greekgosh]

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

[hirohamada]

wearing a blanket around the house like