Randomness from beyond the Void!

here you will find the most random of content, with little to no coherence. Just how I like it. I'm just a silly idiot with ADHD who reblogs whatever with no thought or plan. *** Personal stuff: He/Him. Social democracy is cool. Bi. Trans rights are human rights. Racists are monsters, racism is a ridiculous concept.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

don't forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today

[kaijuno]

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[oldschoolfrp]

The tavern room of the Waterside Hostel in Nulb has good prices but it draws a rough crowd, some of whom remain loyal to the priests of the nearby evil temple. The hostler, a burly man with an eyepatch, says his name is Dick Rentsch. (AD&D module T1-4: The Temple of Elemental Evil, TSR, 1985. I think this one is by Larry Elmore, but it's unsigned like most of Elmore and Easley's contributions to this adventure.)

[myrdin92]

His name is Dick Wrench. I would not dare provoke this man into a fight.

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

homophobic people when they realize they bought m&ms instead of m&fs

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

[87sukiyaki]

[littlestpersimmon]

The Dancer and the Cloisonné Dream

[littlestpersimmon]

The Stellagrapher

[knightedangel-deactivated202605]

Can I get weird may I perhaps get a little strange

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cmon man.

[blind-leading]

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

[myrdin92]

I got soil :(

[crabussy]

I HAVE TO DRAW. OR ELSE

[crabussy]

(spinning an imaginary wheel in my mind) BUIRGER..... (spinning it more frantically) SPHINX. burgersphinx. okauy. burbersphinx

[beastwhimsy]

BURGERSPHINX!!!!!!! with CHEESE PAWS and FRIES MANE and SESAME SEED FRECKLES!!!!!!

if you want this beastie they're $70USD! no owner yet!

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[realest-slenderman]

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

[realest-slenderman]

i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages

[soupkiddo]

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

[realest-slenderman]

yes you can 👍

[soupkiddo]

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

[realest-slenderman]

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something