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theo, white australian, 29, any pronouns (they, he, she, ze! go wild!) background by @redllanterns

[myrtaceaae]

Falešné společenstvo musicals

This post as a google doc

Válka hněvu (War of Wrath)

Musical 2026 premiere (english and czech subs)

Musical 2026 public rehearsal (english subs)

Eärendilova plavba (Voyage of Earendil)

Musical 2024 (english subs)

Musical 2024 generálka (english subs)

Individual songs as an album

Beren a Lúthien

Script 2023

Script 2016

Musical 2016 (no subs)

Musical 2023 (no subs)

Spotify

Pád Doriathu (Sack of Doriath)

Musical 2022 premiere (Czech subs on songs, full english subs)

Musical generálka 2022 (no subs)

Script

Individual songs as an album

Děti Húrinovy (Children of Hurin)

Script

Musical 2019 (english subs)

individual songs as an album

Rohirové (Rohan musical)

Script

Some songs (2012)

Musical 2015 (english subs)

Musical 2012 - Koňská opera (no subs)

Individual songs as an album

Aredhel

Script

Aredhel 2008 (no subs)

Aredhel 2.0, 2017 (no subs)

Hobit (The Hobbit)

Script

Musical 2014 (no subs)

Musical 2020 (no subs)

Spotify

Fëanor a jeho synové (Feanor and his sons)

Script

Some songs (2010)

Musical premiere 2018 (Czech & english subs)

Musical generálka 2018 (no subs)

Another english translation

Individual songs as an album

Spotify

Pád Gondolinu (The fall of Gondolin)

Some songs

Some songs (2007)

Some songs (2011)

Númenoru

Script

Some songs (2009)

Some songs (2013)

Spotify playlist

Zrada! Smrt! Láska!

Musical 2025 (english subs)

An open-air performance

Various songs

Nienor Niniel fan movie

english czech

Archive of Falešné společenstvo songbook

Songbook of Poetické společenstvo (Poetic Fellowship)

Alex Lewis songbook

Page at Songs of Middle Earth

More songs

Website

playlist of songs (mostly older songs and musicals)

another playlist (mostly newer ones)

[myrtaceaae]

Updated with war of wrath. hopefully another update coming soon!

[skopostheorie]

I also can't stop thinking about this commentary today it's so fucking funny

[foopyondatelly]

wewl richmand could do werse thahn stir things upabit bryahn 😤

[myrtaceaae]

Which sports team do you hate the most, and why?

For me it's the Collingwood football club (🤮🤮) because of the 2010 grand final with St Kilda. It was a draw, but the pies won on the rematch. Never forgive.

[myrtaceaae]

Ummmmm!!!!!!!!! I fucking must see this.

[meightyone]

"sports is a beautiful way of creating connections and finding community" and "sports will reach into the deepest recesses of your soul and draw out levels of hatred you thought yourself incapable of" are both true statements

[myrtaceaae]

We are pals

[myrtaceaae]

Also cute thing about Sylvia that I've never managed to catch on camera, when she stretches she rubs her face against mine 🥺🥺 we are pals 💖💖

[pixeljade]

more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.

[myrtaceaae]

We are pals

[skopostheorie]

I also can't stop thinking about this commentary today it's so fucking funny

[foopyondatelly]

wewl richmand could do werse thahn stir things upabit bryahn 😤

[phleb0tomist]

it’s such a basic part of the reality of disabled people as a whole but it’s STILL so hard to get ppl to understand that some people will simply die without 24/7 care. their care is not for comfort, it’s not for fun, it’s literally a matter of life and death. “if their care was taken away i’m sure they’d learn to suck it up like the rest of us!” – something ive heard time and time again. no they wouldn’t, they would die. they HAVE died. they continue to die as cuts are made to welfare and health. why is this so impossible for people to grasp.

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

A frustrating part of the mainstream vegan “love all animals and protect the environment” mindset is the fact that things need to die in real-life ecology all the time but deer hunting season makes icky feelings and carp culls aren’t cottagecore

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

The vegan “any animal death ever is morally wrong” mindset doesn’t hold up when:

We don’t have any of the large predators we used to (black bears, mountain lions, or gray wolves) but still retain large deer populations. If nothing is removing animals, they’ll quickly overload the carrying capacity of the environment and have massive losses to starvation and disease that can also pass on to livestock. Human hunters replace the large predators that our landscape can no longer support.

It’s kinder to euthanize an un-releasable hawk rather than try to find it a permanent home with humans. Wildlife rehabs have extremely limited space and resources and are usually run entirely on donated money and volunteer time. Only a few are large and stable enough to care for permanent residents long-term, and those spots are few and far between.

An invasive species poses a danger to threatened native wildlife. I will admit- Australian possums are adorable. But not in New Zealand, where they’re an invasive species that eats the eggs of ground-dwelling birds that previously had no such predators. The landowners I worked with replanting native bush, all native Maori, had no qualms about setting the dogs on them.

I don’t know how to end this except. Sometimes things just gotta die and acting otherwise just isn’t a realistic expectation.

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Highlights from the notes over the past 6 months include a lot of angry vegans saying “you’re blowing things out of proportion, no vegans actually think like this!” and a lot of people who work in conservation and education saying “Every day. I have to fight people who think like this.”

As a bonus this post was originally inspired by the vegan who called me racist for saying we should kill invasive species

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It is wednesday now.

[camille-lachenille]

Good grief, it's only Wednesday.

[formenos]

the doom of the ñoldor

[myrtaceaae]

I know *why* I'm feeling super weird sad/excited/resentful/lonely/celebratory. This has happened around my birthday for the last 8 years. It shouldn't be a shock, I should know how to deal with it. I should be fine.

But no.

[bisexualmack]

There's a lot of Australian slang I'm fond of but nothing does it for me quite like "bachelor's handbag" (referring to a warm rotisserie chicken in a plastic bag, procured from the supermarket bain marie, and frequently consumed by one's self in a single sitting as a full meal)

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]