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The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

heinousactszx

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

pointnclick

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

finnglas

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

pmamtraveller

Franz von Stuck, 1896, “The Dancers”

punishedsaints

shadowblade8192

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

kilncreatures

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

charlesoberonn

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

pmamtraveller

Moonrise Boogie by bohemiansthings

maryoliveoil

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

clowngirrl

lakevida

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

22even

This is where I post from btw if you even care

gutsygills

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

tobiasdrake

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

the-missing-number

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

the-haiku-bot

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mintsky420

these miis are driving me nuts

chillyfeetsteak

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

supreme-leader-stoat

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."