Certified Hot Mess

27, they/he/she, I have too many interests to list them all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dogpuppy]

[edenogenesis]

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[sofuton]

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[hellohaters]

Barbara Kruger / Untitled (What big muscles you have!), 1986

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[filmphotofranz]

[riverlarking]

literally forever thinking about morrissey "we're both bisexual. real hip, huh? i hate sex"

[pansyfemme]

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[nojillnolife]

[daenerys-targaryen]

what day of the week were you born on

Saturday

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

bald / nuance / haven’t been born yet

Remaining time: 12 minutes

[shoujo-moments]

[the1920sinpictures]

1923 Le Jade perfume by Roger et Gallet, bottle by Lalique. Pinterest.

[thejazzera]

Scanned from Taschen's "All-American Ads of the 20s".

[the1920sinpictures]

I'm reblogging my original photo because thejazzera took it and made it even better!