I LOVE LANCE SO MUCH

IM LITERALLY CRYING

[squeekz4all]

Ain’t that the truth

[bearsunlimited]

[profeminist]

[bob-belcher]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

[no-chill-at-all]

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tank.sinatra)

[2treehill]

people who interrupt me when i speak

[catchymemes]

[quadrantslando]

[docrimesbegay]

I’ve had that mindset for awhile now but going through A Big Bad Depression earlier this year really put things into perspective for me. My happiness, self-worth, and even will to live are constantly fluctuating and in a fragile state which, in a way, helped me realize what was conducive to a positive mindset and what wasn’t, for me. Realizing that anger doesn’t make me happy, it puts me in a very compromised state. Which isn’t to say I didn’t get mad but it’s not something I cling to like I might’ve a couple years ago. I’ve learned to prioritize certain things in my life that make me happy, like my family and stories. I am living each day trying to survive it and that allows me to look at things as they come and decide “is this something that makes me happy? Is this something that’s helping anyone? What would this do to contribute to the happiness of the people around me and the world in general?” Everything has been simplified and while it’s still really hard, I’m able to focus more on what actually matters to me.

[catchymemes]

[soupbucket]

I have both and I can say that both are amazing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

hey you know what i learned today that’s the funniest fact in the world

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sixpenceee]

A sheep died in a bog. The top of the sheep’s back was not submerged and rotted away. The submerged parts remained perfectly preserved.

[justsomeantifas]

lmao so everytime i go to the emergency room i’ll be like “yeah i feel like im literally dying. my pain an agony is unbearable. that’s why im here” but i’ll say it in a really flat calm voice. almost like im bored.

so the nurses will shrug me off run some tests. like ok. whatever drama queen.

then the doctor will come back with the tests, vaguely panicked, like “okay. so you’re dying.” and the nurses will be all shocked and ill be sitting there with my continued bored expression and flat voice like “yea… that’s what ive been saying.”

and the nurses will be like “but you arent ACTING LIKE IT??!!!!”

and im just here like “oh sorry didn’t know this was a fucking final exam in acting class. goddamn.”

[justsomeantifas]

anyway sorry nurses. but when im literally dying i dont got the time or energy to make a show of it for you so you dont fuuucking kill me.

me, going septic: damn sure wish i didn’t have to wait three hours for antiboitics while you nurses are convinced im a drug addict who needs to be ignored, even tho u shouldnt ignore them either tf

[justsomeantifas]

this has happened to me four times now. where nurses have almost killed me. lmao tellin doctors im just looking for pain killers

theyll be like “she doesnt show any signs of pain”

sorry my mom didnt raise a little wimp.

the funniest part to me is i wont even be asking for pain killers. ill just be like: 😑i am in the worst pain i have ever experienced and i can feel death closing in. same shit as always lmao. am i right, doreen?

and theyll be like: this bitch just wants opiates im tired of it.

tho i will say it’s fun listening to the doctors yell at them for almost murdering me.

[justsomeantifas]

nurses. just wondering. can u maybe not be so fucking bitter and hate drug addicts so much that you’d rather have people going into septic shock die than potentially help out an addict? thanks.

[humanimalgam]

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

[humanimalgam]

“not adhd but-”

[minerva-is-a-robot]

i like this meme so much better than “make ur own post”