[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[mystallicx]

my art history professor: history is a dispute to see who's going to tell it

me: – who lives who dies who tells your story –

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[hariible]

this is gender neutral (wlw, mlm, wlm, nblm/w. doesn't matter). have fun yeehaw

i made a quiz check it out.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[caramellpearls]

alright let’s give this a try

[jimineos-deactivated20220107]

Me: i don’t believe in these things

My mind: You lil bitch, you coward, do it, see the power of bagel

[shinramyeonz-deactivated2022061]

I NEED TO YEET OUT MY WRITER’S BLOCK

[0x1lovebot]

reblogging becuz I have a test today and need the power of the bagel!!

[loversclwb]

bagel power

[beyond-the-pale-deactivated2023]

Alessandro Tomassetti - Easily Led, 2021

[mystallicx]

im literally this close from starting the busiest year of my life and i can feel haikyuu becoming an obssession,, like i wanna read the manga and write stuff for it but i cant i fucking hate school

[mcburn]

adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words

[danhumphrey]

not to be a rabid steve girl but it’s really so stupid how nothing that happens to him like. matters. at all. obv st isn’t the first show in history to ignore injuries for the sake of moving the plot along, but it goes beyond that with steve into just like laughably ridiculous territory. like yeah he gets increasingly horrific injuries every season and they have literally no effect on him somehow, but also he gets literally tortured for information at the tender age of 18 and he’s never once shown to be upset or on-edge afterwards, someone dies outside his home in his pool and we never get a single inkling of how he feels about that, someone he’s befriended and protected for days also dies a horrible death and he doesn’t show any acknowledgement, like. the only things steve gets to react to are related to his romantic endeavors!! which is so boring!!!! how are you gonna have a 19 year old pretty boy former prom king who’s become battle-ready after repeated incidences of supernatural danger wherein he gets horribly injured to protect others without fail every single time and not allow him to ever….reflect on that? to only focus on who he wants to date?? it’s sickening luv it’s sickening

[hotroadkill]

and they were roommates

[autistic-mike-wheeler]

‘fruity four’ this and ‘ronance/steddie solidarity’ that but WHERE is the recognition for these gay ass bitches

like you wanna look at this and tell me that’s NOT a bisexual and a pansexual respectively ?? they did not spend an entire season trapped in a van with byler as straight people that’s all i’m saying

[metamorphesque]

why do all the words sound heavier in my native language? scratch that. why did I choose to seek refuge in a language of another instead of training my tongue to bear the heaviness of my own?

[slut4barnes]

Still can’t believe we got to witness the Upside Down’s first ever pride parade.

[cloudofbutterflies]

So I finally made a uquiz to see how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.

[corpsings]

Hahahhahahahahahahaha

[writersmorgue]

love when people refer to me as op i feel like a god