Mysterious Dark Writer

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[annkthatcher]

I'm trying i swear

[mystdawriter]

KEYSMASH! Making the doc "not empty" and full of "nonsense" really helps take the pressure off of me!

[maidthings]

Pressure cookers are a common household example of a domesticated bomb

[mystdawriter]

Everyone shouts "Adopt, Don't Shop!" when it comes to all sorts of things. Please don't do this with pressure cookers. Unless you know how to source new, properly fitting rubber seals and o-rings for that exact model.

A failed seal sounds like a bomb-grade firework from 8 feet away, and we never got all the bean puree out of the ceiling.

[maxthebutchdyke]

[maxthebutchdyke]

maybenoots is the only one who understands

[thememedaddy]

[whatcha-thinkin]

How did you acquire your most recent pet?

shelter adoption

bought from pet shop

bought from specialty breeder

someone I knew had a litter to adopt out

someone I knew had to rehome them

found feral, I domesticated them

followed me home

existing pet had offspring

literally stole them

answered an ad

fetish forum

I'll tell you the story in the [tags]

Voting ended onMar 2, 2025

[hauntedwhiskers]

Pondering my orbs.

[square-opossums]

its healthy for your paragraphs to vary in size, good for the ecodiversity of your doc

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mystdawriter]

[takemetodragonstone]

t shirt that says i survived hell and all i got was this stupid personality disorder

[mystdawriter]

…only one? Lucky you.

[vilea777]

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

[dubioushonour]

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

Congratulations! The 4th dimension exists and you are their FAVORITE blorbo. The tags you got are from the most popular, most influential fanfic starring you. How are you feeling?

this is the best possible outcome for me

this is pretty good

this is fine. i guess.

this is terrible actually

they're assassinating my character

i'm suing the fourth dimension

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

[timetravelerasfuck]

Psychological Torture First Time Topping Weird Plot Shit

They're assassinating my me

[mystdawriter]

Possessive Sex

Sadism

Forced Proximity

…I need a lawyer, stat.

[smallestflowtree]

PSA for fanfic writers

[quinnjgraham]

I know this is the website where we talk about artists and writers doing anything other than making art or writing, but man, we REALLY undersell how good it feels to actually work on your stuff.

Like you hit your word count for the first time in a week and its like

[pillowspace]

It feels like this every time I write a fic

[peacockplanet]

Peacock Planet Chapter 2 Page 21

"If you are an Academy graduate who had the boilerplate memorized, listen carefully as our options have changed."

Ah, dammit.

"For field work ######s, press one. For budget inquiries, press two. For the current time in Warp Standard, press three. For #### to delay a mission due to overscheduling--"

None of these options have changed. Come on, I just need to know if I'm supposed to take pesos or dollars for this job. The Agency's laundry list shouldn't play a part here. This is all rookie stu--

"To prevent your own imminent assassination, hang up the phone."

[mystdawriter]

holdupholdupholdup

IMMINENT?????!!!!! ASSASSINATION?!!!!!?!!!!?!?

[mystdawriter]

This is Zeta, main character in Chapter 1 of Peacock Planet

Blorbo Rating Scale:

Intense 5/5 GLASSES HYPNOSIS PSYCHIC ABILITIES WTF DID I MENTION GLASSES

Complex ∞/5 Hypnosis, psychic, and PTSD therapy knowledge?! ALSO THE HEADPATS OMG How can someone seem so intense and so caring at the same timen?!?!?!?! WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU SO NICE NO COME BACK

Fruity ✨/5 Dad-sorrydADDysorrydDADDY *duct tapes mouth shut*

Read Peacock Planet from the Beginning Blorbo Rating System

[mystdawriter]

[mystdawriter]

I have been asked why I haven't done Blorbo Ratings for the guy(s???) in Chapter 2.

My answer is simple: ITS NOT DONE YET

whyisntitalloutyetimdyinghere