mysterious noises

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[oddarette]

Shuckle, but made out of gummy worms ✨

[thememedaddy]

[thegeekstressart]

We didn’t have enough little doors.

We still don’t, but we didn’t before either.

[perfectday1972]

[wordfather]

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

[goddamnshinyrock]

THE foundational horse girls. to me.

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[ao3commentoftheday]

when you end up shipping it by accident

[alexseanchai]

[image: the logo of package delivery company UPS, edited so it instead reads “oops”.]

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design--

:/

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[yaketysmax]

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

[fairycosmos]

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

[minuiko]

“I hope your brother does as well as you. If your father cannot tell you apart, at least he can be proud of both his sons." - Duke Gareth of Naxen (Alanna: The First Adventure)

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[bookwyrminspiration]

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

[veganmade]

Lemon Layer Cake | domesticgothess

[worm-on-a-blog]

hard-launching this blog as a home repair blog actually starting now

[worm-on-a-blog]