Maria

desperate for friends and Michael Clifford

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[roguemechanic]

Almost there lads, let’s get this post to a million.

[lifeofaboringbarbie]

million dollar idea:

someone needs to host a Disney alumni concert in LA. with all these artists making comebacks or reminiscing on the past these last couple of months, why not go all out and host a concert and donate all the proceeds to charity?

possible artists could include:

•Miley Cyrus

•Selena Gomez

•Demi Lovato

•Jonas Brothers

•Aly & Aj

•Hilary Duff

•Vanessa Hudgens

•Ashley Tisdale

•The Cheetah Girls

•Lemonade Mouth cast

•Zendaya

•Bella Thorne

•Dove Cameron

•Laura Marano

•Ross Lynch

•Sabrina Carpenter

•Debby Ryan

the event could be hosted by and have special guest appearances by other Disney Alumni with a special video montage of all our old favorite shows. the event could be live streamed on youtube or maybe even air on Disney Channel. A live album of the event could also be a possibility. you already know it would make SOOOOO much money for charity and would be HUGE. idk if it’s even a possibility, but share this post and maybe someone of importance will see it?

[theconcealedweapon]

People defend CEOs who pay shitty wages by saying that a business’s only job is to make a profit.

But when people interview for jobs, they’re expected to have a reason why they want the job. Someone who says “I want this job for the money.” would never get hired.

In other words, CEOs are allowed to openly admit to only caring about money, but the employees who make minimum wage or barely above it are expected to believe that money doesn’t matter.

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[this-account-is-dead-ya-noobs-d]

Support our men! These victims experiences are real and valid!

[i-thought-you-and-i]

Men need our protection too!

[glitchmoose]

STOP THE SILENCE. REBLOG FOREVER.

[richoezier-deactivated20180123]

For as long as this reappears on my dash, I’m going to reblog it

[ddevills]

please rb…

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[versusthequeer]

Send me a number, yo.

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

8: Are you close with your dad?

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

10: What are you listening to?

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

12: Do you like hickeys?

13: What time do you go to bed?

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

16: Do you always answer your texts?

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

25: In the past week, have you cried?

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

29: Do you have a best friend?

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

32: Are you mad at anyone?

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

35: How many more days until your birthday?

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

42: Are you available?

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

46: Do you regret anything?

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

53: What was the last thing you ate?

54: Did you get any compliments today?

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

62: Who do you text the most?

63: What was the last movie you saw?

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

67: Do you curse around your parents?

68: Are you happy with where you live?

69: Picture of yourself?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

71: Have you ever been dumped?

72: What do you most like about making out?

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

86: How can I win your heart?

87: What is your astrological sign?

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

89: Do you cook?

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

95: Are you a player?

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

97: Are you a tease?

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

101: Hugs or Kisses?

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

106: Do you flirt a lot?

107: Your last kiss?

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

112: Does someone like you currently?

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

115: Ever made out with just a friend?

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

[gay-emo-quotes]

Yo guys

[yeetith-away]

Maybe..??

[itsyaboyracetrack]

First day in awhile that I’m free, so ask away!

[oe9]

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

[whataboutsargeantcrunch]

it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex

[anglophile-rin]

Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex

[localstarboy]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

this is the wave

[spideycentral]

Tom Holland appears on Good Morning Britain on December 7, 2017.

[spawkward]

me normally: fuck capitalism.. it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and subjugated and it isn’t fair… you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities the people at the top couldn’t even spend that money in five lifetimes

me playing monopoly: sorry sweaty if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor :)

[cabernetsauvigmom]

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

[cabernetsauvigmom]

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[pepoluan]

This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr.

[unicornsandbutane]

Hestia, who brought the weed and has been quiet this whole time, suddenly, but with forceful conviction: IT DOESNT HAVE TEATS IT JUST SWEATS MILK. she nods sagely before collapsing into giggles

[vikhau-deactivated20160119]

[ohkimani]

how do you hold a ghost for ransom if he’s a ghost and you’re a phantom?

[ohkimani]

how did you make fun of the way he talked if you were talking to everyone there but him?

[ohkimani]

how can his ocean blue eyes make you want to sink and drown and die if his starry eyes also spark up your darkest night

[taylorswift]

That face you make when you find yourself in QUITE a quandary.

This is quality content, keep em coming 😂

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[ghastlyxashley-deactivated20221]

This nurd @baileytsample cries more than I do 👀

[baileytsample-deactivated202204]

It’s true I do. 👀

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me