Kidney Bean @mystery-flavour - Tumblr Blog

belgium is a vile and unholy place. could you imagine being french and german AND DUTCH at the same time? heinous

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

strangewomanlover-deactivated20

somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......

6vcr

hello!

cometcrystal

This is so fucking funny

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva

how do you know if your discharge is honorable or dishonrable& why do they look at your goo in the army anyway

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva

this post is giving numbers. reblog for seroquel & lamotrigine 💥

jame7t

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

jame7t

no hope for you even at all

olqa

A collection of pictures of Nathan Fielder sitting/standing alone while others around him having a really good time

kleefkruid

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers