Shitpost Connoisseur

[mystic-cryptic]

Part 2 of belles team because I finished drawing them finally

So true king

Guys I can fix her (she would set me on fire)

Bonus:

[mystic-cryptic]

some drawings of Belle's old team from my latest chapter because I may or may not have gotten attached lol

Idc if she's evil she's literally my wife

Bro pirates 100% of the games they play

She's literally me, if you even care

So yeah I'm not done drawing the other two so I'll post them later but have these for now ok byeeeeee

[kevingotabigasschin]

Originally I wasn't going to say anything about this but this person won't stop spamming my DA profile because I she saw my ship art of my OC with Stronghold on Tumblr.

Apparently I stole him from her and now she's threatening to beat me up, first of all he doesn't belong you, he doesn't even belong to me the only people he belongs to is Illumination Studios, just because multiple people like the same character does not mean they can't co exist.

Secondly I know you're not talking crap when you've actively stolen people's art of him and the other vicious 6 members to post to your DA profile, no one likes an art thief sweetie.

Third off, I know you're going to see this since you like to snatch people's art from here and claim it as your own, just like you did with my stuff when you proceeded to make this sad edit of your OC traced off a base going through the 5 stages of grief.

Fourth and most importantly, age up your character, having a 17 year old dating a grown man counts as p**ophelia.

This is all just silly drama that I don't want to participate in so I'm nipping it in the butt before it escalates because I don't know if they're a troll or not so I'm not going to pay them any mind after this.

So all I have to say to you about you wanting me to stop lusting for Stronghold is:

[mystic-cryptic]

Damn that's embarrassing for her lol 💀

I haven't had any encounters with her myself but my heart goes out to you it sucks to get spam hate/threats like that :/

[shadowsandcoffedripss]

It's my birthday today :3

That's it, that's the post :3

[mystic-cryptic]

👃 I SMELL A BIRTHDAY BOY 😈😈😈😈

BUT SERIOUSLY HAPPY BIRHDAY :D!!!!

[guest2621]

Im so sorry guys

dragons lay eggs,

So who drew a dragon with a vagina

[cityelf]

🌌 throw it b a c k 🌌

(& the still images.)

[artiemartietartie]

the fact that I’ve fixated on these things and they all fall under the category of a kid who has a ghost bestie that follows them around everywhere

[loungelizardatwar]

Choose your favorite fruit and tell me why you like it in the tags

Apple

Banana

Pear

Orange

Peach

Melon

Pineapple

Mango

Kiwi

Other (name in the tags!!!)

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

I’m curious - considering every pet of any kind you’ve had in your lifetime, where have you gotten your pets from?

Just shelters

Just pet stores

Just breeders

Shelters and pet stores

Shelters and breeders

Pet stores and breeders

Shelters, pet stores, and breeders

Other? (tags)

Voting ended onApr 12, 2023

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

the consequence of this poll I am immediately really enjoying is seeing all the stories of ways people happened to get their pets in the tags :]

[mystic-cryptic]

I remember for a few years me and my sister had pet crayfish that we kept in this fish tank. Basically our parents brought us to this backyard picnic thing and they were boiling crayfish there. Alot of the kids there (me and my sister included) picked some out to play with and stuff. When we brought them home mine died after a couple days but my sisters lived for 2-3 more years. She even had a few babies of her own while we kept her, until said babies ate her eyes out after she died :/

[mystic-cryptic]

Why are you bad at basketball

Why r u so dubm??? Losser

[starscreamthegreat]

@mystic-cryptic is bad at basketball

[mystic-cryptic]

Ur just mad I beat you three times in a row. Also, per our agreement, you are supposed to call me Baller Ballington The Third, PEASANT 😡

[v-70]

[thispreciousthing]

So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

[falcondoingdoodles]

Funky squid man

[starscreamthegreat]

[mystic-cryptic]

[whatawonderart]

some assorted pizza

[torchfirekat]

A Pizza Tower reference