[oshdiary]

bystander pt. 2 - (m)

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(chanyeol x reader - ft. sehun)

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WARNINGS: smut, oral, masturbation, voyeurism 

A/N: looool sorry this second part literally took soo long, thank you for reading though! honestly you could just read this part if you haven’t read the first! hope you enjoy and again I would love feedback :)

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY PCY 

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[oshdiary]

bystander pt. 1 - (m)

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(sehun x reader ft. surprise member)

(2.8k words)

WARNINGS: smut, oral, voyeurism, dirty talking

A/N: omg this is so dirty for my first story but i had this thought awhile ago and thought it was good? haha lemme know what you think!

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[purplexastrology]

Ooooh how would the mars signs act on their crushes??

Aries Mars will often try to act out on their crushes. Will usually go right for the relationship, because they’re bold and daring. They’ll be enthusiastic and exciting around their crush, but are also impatient. Mars in Aries will most likely be selfish and enthusiastic when it comes to their crush.

Taurus Mars, unlike Aries, isn’t in such a rush. They will take it slow, and try to build up a relationship with their crush. Although, like Aries, they are selfish and stubborn, though, they won’t make it obvious. Taurus in Mars will most likely be comforting and patient when it comes to their crush.

Gemini Mars is the placement that really has no preference when it comes to love interests. Because of this, they may have multiple crushes at once, or have a different crush often. If a Gemini Mars can settle for one crush long enough, they’ll very humorous. Gemini in Mars will most likely be Playful and Adventurous when it come to their crush.

Cancer Mars is very creative. In fact, they’ll probably write poems or draw/paint things about their crush. They may or may not actually share these creations with them, though. Unfortunately, Cancer Mars might only crush on someone because of the happiness this person makes them feel. When this person no longer makes them feel “on top of the world,” they might lose interest. Cancer in Mars will most likely be Creative and Indecisive when it comes to their crush.

Leo Mars acts physically. They’ll be very touchy-feely around their crush. As it is known, Leo mars likes to be the center of attention. If their crush’s attention is on somebody else, they may get jealous and eventually lose interest. They’ll want to do a lot to please their crush. Leo in Mars will most likely be Bold and Affectionate when it comes to their crush.

Virgo Mars is stubborn. If they want someone, they want them. They do things their way, there is no advice needed or wanted when trying to chase their interest. Despite their determination, they get really jittery around their crush. Virgo in Mars will most likely be Nervous and Determined when it comes to their crush.

Libra Mars is shy. They might have someone do all their work for them. Talk to their crush, get little info out of them, and then come back and tell them. Sooner or later, Libra Mars will pursue them. Libra in Mars will most likely be Shy and Competitive when it comes to their crush.

Scorpio Mars is bold. This Mars sign believes in striving to get what they want. They’ll watch their crush, they’ll defend them, they’ll do anything and everything to make their crush want them. It’s simple, really. Scorpio in Mars will most likely be Dominant and Blunt when it comes to their crush.

Sagittarius Mars is Intimate. Sag Mars people often flirt excessively with their crush. They’re extremely touchy, winky, smirky, you get the idea. This is a seductive placement. Sagittarius in Mars will most likely be Seductive and Playful when it comes to their crush.

Capricorn Mars is Intelligent. Someone with this placement is patient with their person of interest. They learn what kind of things this person likes, they do cute things for them. Capricorn in Mars will most likely be Patient and Cute when it comes to their crush.

Aquarius Mars is Indecisive. They won’t know what they want. One day they forget your name, the other you’re all they talk about. In other words, they may flirt with you and completely ignore you an hour later. It’s okay, don’t take this as an insult. Aquarius in Mars will most likely be Questionable and Serious when it comes to their crush.

Pisces Mars is Extraordinary. They’ll be down right with their crush. Tell them they like them after hanging out a couple of times. They’ll take them on cute dates, hold their hand maybe. Pisces in Mars will most likely be Dreamy and Imaginative when it comes to their crush.

[astro-hotline]

Spot on for virgo mars.

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^Same for Sagittarius Mars💕

[thexfiles]

thank you carrie fisher for owning your life despite mental illness and despite addiction and despite 40 years of shaming and bullshit thank you for making it okay to talk about mental illness in a way that isn’t always fun and thank you for making it okay to be mentally ill and unashamed of it thank you for owning mental illness thank you for 60 years of telling the world to go fuck themselves if they didn’t like you thank you so much thank you thank you thank you 

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Interviewer: What would you tell [your 19 year old self] now? Carrie Fisher: Just relax! No, that wouldn’t be possible, so… something else. Oh, I know! What I always wanna tell young people now: Pay attention. This isn’t gonna happen again. Rather than try to understand it as it’s going along, have it go along for a while and then understand it.

[hella-gayy-deactivated20211228]

i feel so dumb and embarrassed after expressing any emotion

[oshdiary]

나의 옛날이야기 - (My Old Story)

“If you hear this song please come to me…”

나의 옛날이야기  (My Old Story) - IU

(byun baekhyun x reader)

WARNINGS: angst, swearing, fighting, drinking

A/N: heyyy finally a no smut angst scenario lmaoo !! but anyways I’m going to be posting a lot of these one shot type stories that stem from songs i love! this scenario came from My Old Story by IU. It is such a beautifully sad song please give it a listen (linked in quote) while reading! and as always….. enjoy!!!

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[mysticastrology]

The Signs in Love

Aries: It's funny how quickly it can happen. They meet someone wonderful, and suddenly they know they would give up an adrenaline rush any day just to be with that one person, something they never would've done before.

Taurus: Although they can initially be in denial, love will eventually make them feel as though they are flying. They will notice this person strengthens them in every aspect, and gives them the pieces they need to slip fully into their identities.

Gemini: Frequently persistent, but still entertaining and mystifying toward their partner. Wants to share everything with them, from their interests, to likes and dislikes, along with every good and bad moment imaginable. Simply wants to be a huge part of their loved one's life.

Cancer: Submissive, doesn't like to argue with their love interest. Will do anything to console them and often connects their happiness with the happiness of their loved one. They can be cranky, but they will do anything to shield that side from their relationship, as they really just want it all to work out.

Leo: Tries to impress them time after time, even after the Leo has already caught their eye. They want to look and be good toward their loved one, and do their best to ensure they are something to marvel at. Along with this, their happiness when in love is often impossible to disregard, as their grins and laughter could instantly uplift a room full of people.

Virgo: A bit frightened, because love was not something they had planned for (or any of us really do,) and certainly not something they had expected to find anytime soon, but it makes them feel wonderful. Might be a bit cautious, but once they get comfortable, the amazing effects of their new discovery are sure to show.

Libra: Loves fully and without much caution. They have made up their mind, which is often something difficult for them, but they are sure about this one. Will give themselves completely, and although mistakes may be made, they will go to extreme lengths to prove just how special the one who has their heart truly is to them.

Scorpio: Falls deeply and movingly. Their entire world begins to revolve around their love interest, and they just want to soak in every minute they have with them and waste no time. Although their partner may find this overwhelming, the passion of the Scorpio in love is a beautiful and admirable thing we must all strive to someday feel.

Sagittarius: Everything that was fun before becomes even more of a fantastic time, because everything is better now that they have someone they feel for. Will boost their loved one up and cheer them on at all times, and are sure to expect the same back. Though they may have a low bullshit tolerance, they will let certain things with their significant other slide that they would not normally with other people.

Capricorn: Begins to slowly pull away from their typical routine and pattern of stress to step back for a little bit and peek at the good things. This is because the person who has their love encourages them, whether deliberately or not, to look at the sun beyond the clouds rather than the clouds that line the sky.

Aquarius: Will constantly talk about the one they love, describing in great detail to those in their life every little thing about them that makes up who they are. Views their love as pure art, and will do anything to show the world just how magnificent they are.

Pisces: Though dependent at times on their loved one, truly gives the relationship their all and appreciates the person in their life with the full intent of giving for the sake of giving. Doesn't mind if they don't always get the same back, however, needs to be shown love, as they give it out with no limit.

[augustrology]

You mean you rising sign, your sun sign, and your moon signs?

[lilastrobabe]

signs as untranslatable foreign words

Aries: Schadenfreude. German – the feeling of pleasure derived by seeing another’s misfortune.

Taurus: Cafuné. Brazilian Portuguese – The act of tenderly running one’s fingers through someone’s hair.

Gemini: Verschlimmbessern. German – to make something worse when trying to improve it.

Cancer: Mamihlapinatapei. Yagan/Tierra del Fuego – The wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.

Leo: Kjæreste. Norwegian – A gender neutral term for girlfriend or boyfriend. It literally translates as “dearest”.

Virgo: Wabi-Sabi. Japanese – “a way of living that focuses on finding beauty within the imperfections of life and accepting peacefully the natural cycle of growth and decay.”

Libra: L’ésprit d’escalier. French – is the feeling of finding the perfect retort too late, though it literally translates to “staircase wit.

Scorpio: La douleur exquise. French – the exquisite pain that comes from loving someone who will never love you back.

Sagittarius: Fremdscham. German – Embarrassment you feel on behalf of someone who is too dumb to know they’ve done something they should be embarrassed by.

Capricorn: Geborgenheit. German – the feeling that, when with a certain person or in a certain place, that nothing could ever harm you.

Aquarius: Koev halev. Hebrew – Empathizing with someone else so deeply that it causes your heart to ache.

Pisces: Goya. Urdu – the transporting suspension of disbelief that can occur in a good storytelling.

[mysticastrology]

The Signs in Study Groups

Helps each other out: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Scorpio

Messes around gets nothing done: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Gemini

Freaking out bc they don't understand: Pisces, Cancer, Aquarius, Sagittarius

[mysticastrology]

signs as types of bros

Aries: ball is love ball is life

Taurus: won't eat anything with less than 10g protein

Gemini: says no homo to their dad

Cancer: always messes up the bro handshake

Leo: owns over 20 pairs of sneakers

Virgo: asks your bra size but has no idea what it means

Libra: makes sure their shoes, socks and shirt match, but not too much

Scorpio: wears weed socks to family gatherings

Sagittarius: always has dubstep at full volume on their beats

Capricorn: only bro with a fake ID

Aquarius: hugs you just to feel your boobs

Pisces: bro who always loses at beer pong

[prozacace]

I was talking to strangers on omegle while I took this lmao

[mysticastrology]

The Signs as Parks and Recreation Characters

Aries: Leslie Knope

Taurus: Ben Wyatt

Gemini: Chris Traeger

Cancer: Andy Dwyer

Leo: Donna Meagle

Virgo: Jerry Gergich

Libra: Tom Haverford

Scorpio: Ann Perkins

Sagittarius: April Ludgate

Capricorn: Ron Swanson

Aquarius: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Pisces: Li'l Sebastian

[mysticastrology]

When the signs are hinting for you to stop talking

ARIES: short responses and limited eye contact, maybe even reduced to a grunt or animalistic sound

TAURUS: looking around maybe not even responding, most likely to just ignore them until they fade away

GEMINI: trying to change the subject and wishing for someone more entertaining to come along

CANCER: probably the most blatant, can literally just cut you off and not care

LEO: if you've been talking about yourself for too long, they're not going to keep listening, you should know

VIRGO: maybe the nicest about it, they'll try and listen for as long as they wish to torture themselves, but don't count on them to look entertained

LIBRA: tries to wait for a small pause and then changes the subject or sees a new person and calls them, v smooth, v sneaky

SCORPIO: cannot even contain the sarcasm and disinterest in their eyes

SAGITTARIUS: they're usually actually interested in what everyone has to say, but they will respond with complete honesty of their opinion so watch out

CAPRICORN: will listen and maybe make faces, but can't wait to tell someone what dumb thing you just said

AQUARIUS: they know who they don't like to hear speak, they might just pretend you're not even there, real cold

PISCES: will try v hard to look interested but can't help but looking interested in absolutely anything else going on, if you're not getting full attention, you're barely getting any

[mysticastrology]

advice for the signs based off people I know

Aries- Don't change yourself for anyone else. You don’t need to feel like you have impress or one up anyone else. You perfect how you are and the world would be missing out otherwise.

Taurus- The world is yours. You are more beautiful and amazing than you know. You are loved. You can be or do anything, don’t let fear or failure or fear of getting in trouble stop you from living your life how you want to live it.

Gemini- Give yourself some time to breath. Its okay to spend the night alone finishing your homework and cleaning your house. Put yourself before others every now and then. Your mental and physical health should be put first.

Cancer- If someone or something makes you uncomfortable. Cut it off. You don’t need to put yourself in those situations. You can do better than that. Simple as that.

Leo- Trust your instincts and don’t be afraid to commit. Cherish the ones and the things that you love and don’t let them go. Listen to others and don’t be afraid to take advice or learn from them.

Virgo- Don't settle for for something mediocre just because you are comfortable and afraid to leave. Find greater things. I want you to know you are worth so much more.

Libra- Learn to trust and don’t be afraid to open up to people. Not everyone is out to get you. Its okay to show emotions, let your outsides match your insides. Know that your thoughts and feelings are just as beautiful as you are.

Scorpio- Don’t stay in a toxic relationship with hope of it changing. Just because you find a hurt snake and love and care for it until it is better, dosent mean that snake won’t bite you when it is healthy again. You owe yourself more than that. You are beautiful inside and out.

Sagittarius- You are not your mistakes. Don’t bring yourself down in your head. Stay positive and keep negative people away from you. Remember to smile more often and let yourself know you will be okay.

Capricorn- Deep breaths..stay confident. You don’t give yourself enough credit for how beautiful, intelligent, and caring you are. You are loved, just remember that.

Aquarius- Its okay to let loose and have a little fun every now and then. Don’t be so afraid of consequences all of the time but remember to keep friends and family close. With them by your side you will be content and happier.

Pisces- Its okay to mess up every now and then. Life is difficult and you can’t beat yourself up over that fact. Don’t let yourself get frustrated easily. Just remember.. you can do it.

[astrialogy]

Signs (+Songs)

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