Mystic jr.s

@mysticjrs

Hi, you can call me Bruno or Brunswick. Any pronouns. 20s. I mostly reblog funny stuff but sometimes I'll post my art. My bug side blog is @tarantula-wizard (https://www.tumblr.com/tarantula-wizard). Werewolves, Lego Monkie Kid, KH, Mob Psycho 100, The Dragon Prince, Sea of Theives, Deep Rock Galactic, etc. etc.

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cheddar-baby

Making big money moves

Pickled okra gang rise up

#okra #pickled okra #life could be dream #i love okra

lava bbq

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

there is a very fine line between good chai and air freshener

lastoneout

So there's good chai, which tastes amazing and warm and the spices are all mm nice good <3

And then there's "chai" which is bad and is the sensory equivalent of chewing on those scented Christmas pinecones you can buy at Joann's.

Sadly the only way to discover which is which is to try it, and in the US that means you drink a lot of Christmas decorations.

lastoneout

Smell also doesn't always work! Sometimes you smell it and it seems really good, but then you take a sip and guess what. Air freshener.

lastoneout

Many such cases!!

lastoneout

Unfortunately discovered that horchata, the greatest drink known to man, also suffers from this if made badly enough.

#spiced drinks can be so hit or miss

kosmogrl

average day in 2026

mousegirlheart

If Funko Pops weren't evil enough they once shut down itch.io for a little bit

the-punforgiven

somethingusefulfromflorida

the P in HP stands for PISS

dogpuppy

depsidase

utopians

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

laikathestar

sxsg-moved

luxmoogle

I haven't been keen on the amnesia theory... ...but now I hope Sora actually has forgotten Riku and answers his happy with a completely blank stare. Bring me all of the despair, and frustration, I want everyone else to fall to their knees for Sora

spin-the-wheel-polls

You just sold your Soul!

Spin to find out why!

Was it worth it?

HELL YES!!!

Yep that's a pretty good deal

Eh sure?

I can live with this I guess.

I mean at least it's funny?

Fuck bro I must've been drunk to sell my soul for that

What the actual fuck is this shit?! I'm so fucked.

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This wheel was made and submitted by anonymous!! I really like it, fun colours and a lot of options

#to buy the mona lisa? eh sure? ig?#though tbh i would just sell it back and use the money for something actually good/productive so not completely terrible or a loss

everydaylouie

royal albatross checkup

inkjie

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

bnha-smashcomics-deactivated202

Just found out Brahmas chickens exist. Seeing those dudes really reminds me that they’re related to the t-rex. Look at this dude:

You must be saying, but that is just a regular rooster.

WRONG

At this point you’re probably sweating, maybe shaking and crying saying, surely that child is just short, but again you’d be

WRONG

They are big.

gallusrostromegalus

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.