chaotic disaster

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Miraculous wildin

I’m drunk as a skunk and I come back to the fandom in shambles....

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ANANSI *spoilers*

So I wonder if there was anything to Hawkmoth's comment at the end: "you soon might be outnumbered" like what's he got up his sleeve? If Gabriel has the Peacock miraculous, could that imply that he plans on using it soon?

It's just that usually, Hawkmoth says something along the lines of "I'll get you next time." But this closing threat seemed to have a more calculated plan/intention behind it

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how reverser actually went

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My King of the Sun

My king of the sun, Golden and unreachable My heart hopes, but it knows. Knows that you are nothing but a dream A beautiful love that will never be real And I think it’s because It was I who trapped myself. You were the shining hero clad in glistening green. A knight of Friday Lights And I mistook myself for someone you’d rescue Someone you’d save From an imagination that only ever hurt me. My king of the sun, Too far above me Always I wonder, What could brightness have to do With one drawn to you But it did, it does, and I’m glad for us. I saw your smile, Shared laughs with daylight himself Friendship is what I should have taken Not the hope for something more Because no one reaches the center of their world Without being burned My king of the sun, mon roi du soleil, Your warmth, cold to me

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ADRIEN'S SCARF!!!!!!!!!!

Alright. I just realized that Adrien's scarf is a little more significant than I once thought. I assumed that ok, that's nice, Marinette got him a nice gift, but it wasn't until a key cultural difference was explained in my AP French class that I understood that the blue scarf is a little more important than a simple gift. My teacher explained that in France, people spend upwards of 150€ on a scarf, like they make a pretty decent investment when buying one. Here in the U.S., one probably spends close to $20. Granted, the quality of the scarves overseas are of superior quality, but all this time I never realized that gifting Adrien a scarf was like, a BIG MF DEAL. Anyways, just wanted to leave this here.

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ao3:

me:

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Drew these cutie patooties.

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Sometimes I spend hours wondering why I feel as if I don't fit in. I dress the same as everyone else. I look the same. I laugh at the same jokes. But something doesn't quite fit. I can't put my finger on it. But it's very obviously there. Holding me back from the crowd.

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Why does all of the cool stuff I do end up on lined paper?

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Some "And Then There Were None" @ school.

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THE BOOK OF LIFE!!!!!!!

I watched The Book Of Life 4 times in the past 2 days and I'm still not over how good it was.

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First of all, sorry about the shitty iPad shadow. I watched the recent season of Ninjago with my little brother and got hella invested (not ashamed)…and sure enough inspiration struck and I drew the ninjas as people! •Nya I see as a cool half Asian chick with an artsy beatnik vibe which is a bit ironic considering how stressed out she is all the time in the show. •Jay strikes me as probably Irish with elf-ish features (curly auburn hair, ears that stick out, slight nose, wide grin, dimples). It adds to his cutie-pie overly-nervous optimist character. He’s also slightly shorter than the other ninjas. •Kai of course is not pleased one bit with Nya and Jay being so adorably in love, but aside from that I saw him in a cool and casual style, confident as per usual with his messy spiked up hair. He’s kind of got that weight of the world broodiness going on, even though he’s not the green ninja soooo? •Cole, the obvious badass of the gang just had to be drawn in a leather jacket. I had to do it. I felt like the smirk and collected expression goes with his “I’m gonna do and say whatever I damn well please” personality. •Zayne is a nerd through and through, introverted and the voice of reason, he simply couldn’t wear anything else but an argyle sweater and slacks. I mean come on. I see him as a strong Norwegian dude, super blonde and fair. •Last but not least, Lloyd! He’s definitely the man-child of the group, for sure. I mean, he was like, 8 just recently. Nothing but cargo shorts and flip flops for this bro who takes on leadership like its a walk in the park.

…These characters are way more complex in my head than irl…

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The Script for Every Episode of House Hunters International Everywhere

Michaela is giving up her Dream Job that Pays Less than Her Husband Michael’s to follow her husband to Exotic New City for his High Paying Job. But will her need for Budget-Breaking Luxury win out over his Manly Ability to Balance the Budget? We’ll find out as the Johnsons hit Exotic City.

Their budget is only $Something Higher Than You Will Ever Have in Your Life, but it’s going to be hard to pull off with their need to Claim All Oceanfront Territory in the World for White Americans.

Michaela only cares about three things: having a bathtub and Making Her Husband Spend as Much as Possible. A nice kitchen and a short drive to the kids’ school wouldn’t be bad either.

The problem is, to fulfill everything that Michaela wants, we have to pick a house that ensures Michael’s commute to his Important Job takes no less than An Ungodly Amount of Time Every Day. Michael is ok with this, as long as the house is close to the beach so he can Spend as Little Time with His Family as Possible. What will this globetrotting couple do?

After seeing three houses chosen for their purposely divisive differences, they’re not sure what to do. Give Michael his beachfront haven or Michaela her bathtub?

After much discussion, Michael finally drops the House Hunters Class Line of All Time: “Happy wife, happy life.”

Bathtub it is.

-Becky Lang watches a lot of T.V.

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jesus the accuracy

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Sorry for the spoilers but everybody should be reading Stolen Heir already. Just saying :D

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omg FINALLY took the time to finish an idea that I started a MONTH ago. orz

i thought it’d be cool if the dwarves and elves were rival gangs??? the elves are like, the rich beautiful gang and the dwarves had their rightful territory stolen from them. thorin’s choice of weapon is a baseball bat (made of oak, of course). (bigger versions)

bonus:

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Ok guys I’m really excited because thanks to threanduil​ I now have the lyrics from the track “Beyond the Forest”. And guess what?! The lyrics are in Sindarin and Khuzdul! So i’m 99,99% of sure that this song is about Kili and Tauriel and plus In the beginning...

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you’ll have to do better than that, legolas