going full adult

I'm an adult in my 20s that's as much detail as you get don't block me I need to consume your content at alarming rates Shame is a luxury we can't afford some soliciting is okay but I'll probably say no

[mythfanite]

Your blog TL;DR:

I reblog everything that I like, unless it is so aggressively NSFW that it will upset my friends

There is no system, tags, or organization and I'm not sorry

[tabloidsores]

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

[tabloidsores]

Fucking. Found it

[gumi-megpoidd]

yaoi is NOT REAL and men DO NOT EXIST

[gumi-megpoidd]

[gingik]

Following two people who are mutuals with each other is like being a third wheel

[shencomix]

[crabmeiser]

[biggestsharklover]

[destiny-islanders]

she's got aggro

[resident-idiot-simp]

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[awesomesthesia]

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[1hpslime]

when in doubt draw pkmn au

[kcarslog]

ルヒカ🎐next神居祭

ねこ巫女れいむさん

[depsidase]

[markovchaingang]

i fucking hate my local bus service bro. every day they always run like 30 minutes late because some dickheads in matching t-shirts keep stopping the bus to beat up random cis people on the pavement. i'm just tryna get into town bruh

[homunculus-argument]

I am operating on levels of unfathomably stupid obscure puns far beyond your comprehension.

[everythingwsnormalhere]

this is the most ive got 💀

[everythingwsnormalhere]

DID I GET IT???

[homunculus-argument]

While google translate is generally powerless against the rampant bullfuckery of the finnish language, the text you got in from somewhere is wrong, and the suggestion "suihkupää persephone patsas" are the ones that grammatically make sense. I have no idea where y'all got the randomly chopped words.