this is where i come to scream

Hello! I am an adult in dire need of decapitation. she/her 

[slayer-barbie]

#two types of couples

[thegenderal]

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

[la-malqueridaa]

sometimes u just gotta drink a glass of water and accept that you’re an extremely complicated person

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[adamtheredbeard]

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[ben-lyintous]

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

[onlinebeast]

At 4am you experience new, worse emotions that suck bad and aren't good. However, you can play videogames a bit longer. "The Beast's Dilemma"

[polartss]

Andrew Minyard my beloved 

[brandneweyescd]

i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy

[caffeinatedrogue]

having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

[1anonyymous1]

“It gets better” bro whennn????

[mwagneto]

adults when you tell them you might be mentally ill be like that's not mental illness everyone does that. my brother in christ you are also mentally ill

[funnytwittertweets]

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[mjmnorwood]

writers can have a little italicised oh. as a treat

[imdatingurdad]

No medication has ever worked on me because i’m not suffering from a mental disorder i’m experiencing divine madness

[transjess]

[funnytwittertweets]

[deadbeatmaker]

oh so now I’m “gay” just because I have a lot of gay thoughts and gay feelings?