❄️🦇

[theultimateballsack]

i love being a multishipper in a fandom because I can literally look at more fanart and read more fanfics so technically who's winning now?

[kissmebeforecourt]

[kxllacamm]

idk i love when people write/portray deku and todoroki as best friends🥹🥹

i mean yeah, technically they are super close in canon, but it’s nice to see fans make good use of their friendship

[kxllacamm]

Pony & Johnny as my Insta texts

😭😭😭

[kxllacamm]

Johnny, scrolling on eBay: "Buying these last pair of sneakers in stock and imagining how SAD everyone else is gonna be makes me so happy."

Darry: "Yeah, you've always liked watching people cry...🫠"

Johnny: 🙃

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Darry: "Soda's upset."

Pony: "Why?"

Darry: "He found out he can't lick his elbow."

*Pony looks at Soda then back at Darry*

Pony: "Skill issue."

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Steve: "You ever miss your parents?"

*Johnny thinks for 3 seconds*

Johnny: "Nah, fuck 'em."

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Curly: "Damn, Pony! You might just be the smartest motherfucker at this school."

Pony: 😌

Johnny: "In theory."

Pony: 😒

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Dally: "Every family's got their roles! Like, I'm the sexy-ass lone wolf with no fucks to give."

Darry, sarcastically: "Uh-huh, and what does that make the rest of us?🙄"

Dally, points at Darry: "Easy— you're the overworked single dad who's two seconds away from OFFING himself😀"

Darry: "TF—"

Dally, points at Two-Bit: "Clown."

Two-Bit: "Can't argue with that🤣🤣"

Dally, points at Pony & Johnny: "Y'all are the DUMBASS TWINS! Pony's the nice one, Johnny's the mean one."

Pony: 🫩

Johnny: 😐

Dally: "And Soda and Steve are the annoying-ass couple everybody wants to kill."

*Cue Soda & Steve laughing and flirting in the next room*

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*Soda sees Pony & Johnny hanging out with Cherry*

Soda: "Huh, Cherry... Soda... that's kinda funny🙂"

*pauses*

Soda: "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!"

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Johnny: "You're my best friend and I love you."

Pony: "Aww🥹"

Johnny: "BUT— I would totally ditch you to go get high at any given moment, just sayin'🤷‍♂️"

Pony: 🫩

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Dally: "When you've been fucking for as long as I have, you get pretty good at sensing who's a whore and who isn't. It's kinda like a sixth sense."

Steve: ⁉️

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Soda: "What's that weird brain voodoo thing you do when you're crushing people's spirits??"

Johnny: "Honesty?🤨"

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Teacher: "Remember kids, there are NO stupid questions!"

Curly, raises his hand: "Why am I here??"

Pony, Mark, & Bryon: 🤣🤣🤣

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Darry, checking Life360: "Now why the fuck are Pony and Johnny at Cotsco...???"

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Johnny, in the group chat: typing haha instead of using emojis gets u blocked

Pony, replying: haha

Two-Bit, replying: haha

Dally, replying: haha

Soda, replying: haha

*Johnny has left the group chat*

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Darry: "What are you guys most excited for in the future?"

Soda: "The family trip to Disneyland next month!!"

Pony: "Going to college."

Johnny: "The apocalypse."

Dally: "Getting— Johnny, what the fuck???"

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Soda: "We should all go to the movies together!"

Darry: "Absolutely not."

Pony: "Why not??"

Darry: "Dally got us banned from the nearest theater after PIRATING the Stranger Things finale last year!"

Dally: "I would've gotten away with it if those whiny brats stopped complaining about my camera 'blocking' them😒"

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Johnny: "I should run for president when I get older—"

Everyone: "NO😨‼️"

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Curly: "If this school shit doesn't work out, drug-dealing, here I come😌"

Bryon: "Yo, what...?"

Mark: 🤦‍♂️

Pony: "Dumb. Just dumb as hell."

[kxllacamm]

pony & johnny basically being the white huey & riley😂

[kxllacamm]

Johnny has been fired from FOUR jobs in the span of just 3 weeks

He had an "unprofessional attitude" at the local Publix— never smiling, genuinely hated the customers, brutal honesty LOCKED & LOADED😭

Customer: "Should I go with the baked or fried chicken?"

Johnny: "How about neither? The salad looks more your speed🙂"

He gave "selective effort" while working at Tropical Smoothie— he'd do certain tasks perfectly then disappear for the next 3 hours when the rush period started

Manager: "Could you clean the smoothie maker for me, Johnny?"

Johnny, walking off: "I have to use the bathroom first."

*escapes through the back door*

He spent most of his time doing TikToks at Taco Bell😭

Customer: "I ordered a CHALUPA— not a hard shell taco😠"

Manager, watching Johnny dance: "One of our cooks is... occupied right now🤦🏾‍♂️"

Some "concerning interests" slipped out while he was working at Walmart🫠

Coworker: "So, like, what do you do for fun?"

Johnny: "Depends. I like fire."

MORAL OF THE STORY— Johnny is not suited for the workforce just yet🤣

(the gang is lowkey terrified tho... if a 16-year-old can cause all this mayhem, imagine Johnny as an ADULT)

[kxllacamm]

Todoroki is gay and takes dick. I will not elaborate further

[kxllacamm]

I love friendships where the duo/group is so secure and locked in that they can just exist individually but still be overly close with each other

Like everybody knows y'all are friends, but y'all don't always come as a package deal 100% of the time

[kxllacamm]

Darry: "You can't solve everything with chocolate cake."

Steve & Two-Bit: "WATCH US!"

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Two-Bit: "I could totally rob a bank!"

Johnny: "You'd trip entering the building😑"

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Soda: "FAMILY PHOTO! Smile for the picture, Johnny!"

Johnny: 😐

Soda: "Oh, come on!"

Johnny: ...🫤

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Darry: "Mom had to be high off hospital drugs when she named you two."

*Pony and Soda look at each other then shrug*

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Johnny: "Black and blue are my favorite colors 'cause they remind me of bruises🙂"

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Dally: "I got into another fight."

Pony: "You won?"

Dally: "Obviously🙄"

Pony: "Then why are you complaining?"

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Teacher: "Curly, why are you late today?"

Curly: "I didn't feel fast."

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Pony: "You talk in lowercase."

Johnny: "You cry in all caps, so what's the issue??"

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Darry: "I just need peace and quiet for TEN MINUTES."

*glass shatters in the kitchen*

Two-Bit: "DENIED🤣"

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Dally: "Are you scared of anything???"

Johnny: "Matching pajamas..."

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Soda: "Everybody deserves a Sodapop in their life🥹"

Pony: "That's a big word😬"

Soda: 😒

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Curly: "I'm a genius in disguise."

Johnny: "Keep it disguised."

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Johnny: "I don't see anything wrong with my project."

Art teacher: "Johnny, you painted a man bleeding out in the ocean from a shark attack..."

Johnny: "I call it— JAWS😃"

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Steve: "Why the fuck did you TRIP ME at the skating rink???"

Pony: "I fell first. If I go down, we all go down☺️"

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Cherry: "You're high out of your mind and still somehow made a 90 on the exam. HOW?!"

Pony: "ion kno mannn im jus like thattt🥴"

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Pony: "Y'all ever feel connected? Like we're a real family?"

Johnny: "Legally, yes."

Dally: "Emotionally? Nah."

Two-Bit: "Spiritually? I'm hungry😄"

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Soda: "Why do you own so many hoodies??"

Johnny: "Different emotional support levels."

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Soda: 🎵I'M THE TYPE TO BEND OVER, TAKE ALL THE DICK🎵

Dally: "Trust, we know."

Soda: "I WAS SINGING A SONG?"

Steve: 😏

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Pony: "Sometimes I want a boyfriend, sometimes I want a girlfriend. It just depends on the day."

Cherry: "That's not ridiculous to say."

Curly: "So I guess that makes you— bi-weekly?🤣🤣🤣"

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*Johnny makes Steve draw 4 in Uno for the third time*

Steve: "Johnny— you're a mean-spirited, vicious, disturbed, EVIL little weirdo😡"

Johnny: "Aw, thanks, dude."

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Dally: "Who the hell took my vape?!"

Pony: "Sorry, Dal. Johnny and I took turns hitting that shit at school."

Johnny: "I saw Drake and Kendrick fucking... I gotta say, it didn't match the sexual tension I thought they had🤔"

Pony & Dally: ❓️

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*Pony beats Dally in Mario Kart*

Dally: "FUCK THAT! Gimmie a rematch, blondie!!"

Pony: "Nah, Dally... you lost😂"

[kxllacamm]

In my little Outsiders world that I've created in my brain (and on here), I like to portray Dally and Johnny as two different examples of cynicism

Dally is hardened by criminal life and just kinda goes where the wind takes him. He sees the world for what it is and just gets by as best he can. He's kinda like a kid who got his innocence stolen too soon

Johnny is cynical in a way that he's brutally honest to a fault and he's surgical with his wit. He's got some of the same clarity on the world as Dally, but he's not too hardened by it— it was more so his toxic family life that shaped him. He evolved from the soft-spoken, observant "pet" to an unbothered introvert who will 100% Google "where to find explosives?" in his spare time

[kxllacamm]

any of my outsiders posts you read, just know pony 100% has his bleached blonde hair😉

[explodingmagnets]

Kidnapper to Darry: We have your brother. Darry: Which one? I have six. Kidnapper: The loud one. Darry: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: Doesn't matter, just please come get him! We will pay you to take him! Darry: So it's Soda or Two-bit

[kxllacamm]

People in Tulsa are OVERLY confused by Pony & Johnny's bond

Like yeah, they've always been close but after Darry won the custody battle against Johnny's parents, half the city wondered if they were boyfriends, cousins, or just best friends😭😭

You ask Johnny who Pony is to him and he'd say— "That's twin🤞🏽"

[kxllacamm]

*Johnny walking into the kitchen, wearing a blue tracksuit*

Steve: "WHOA-HO-HO, lookin' good, Johnny!"

Johnny: "... I didn't ask😐"

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Pony: "Bi people get such a bad rep! We're not whores!"

Johnny: "No offense, but you were crushing on Cherry and Curly at the same time..."

Pony: "STFU—"

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Soda: "Sometimes I get Pony and Johnny mixed up."

Darry, irritated: "Well for starters— one of them's your FUCKING BROTHER!"

Soda: "I can't help it! I think they're slowly fusing..."

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Some random soc: "Still pretendin' to be an emo freak, Cade?"

Johnny: "Still gagging on my dick? Must taste good."

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Two-Bit: "So, imagine you're stranded on an island with no food or water. What's your first move?"

Dally, scrolling: "That would never happen to me."

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Johnny, talking to the guidance counselor: "My long-term goal is to overthrow the concept of peace🙂"

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Cherry: "So who do you like? I see you hanging around Johnny and Curly more than anyone else😏"

Pony: "... sooo, I'm actually choosing to plead the 5th"

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*Dally walks into the Curtis house*

Dally: "'Sup, gang? I'm back from New York!"

Johnny: "For real? Wasn't expecting that."

Dally: "Where'd you think I was??"

Darry: "We just assumed you got arrested again."

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*Soda and Steve playing Uno*

Soda: "UNO OUT, I WIN!!"

Steve: "Well y'know what they say— if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em."

Soda: "OH😳"

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Johnny: "Sometimes I feel like Rue from Euphoria... without all the hardcore drugs."

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Soda: "You guys ever think about the future?"

Pony: "All the time."

Steve: "Yeah."

Darry: "Occasionally."

Johnny: "No."

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Darry, leaving the house: "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

*door closes*

Soda: "Soooo... what do we do now?"

Johnny: "Something stupid😈"

Pony: "GOD, NO—"

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Darry: "Who's been binging Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my Disney+ profile???"

Two-Bit: "I think the answer's pretty obvious🤣"

Darry: "JUST ADD YOUR OWN?"

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Teacher: "How would you describe yourself?"

Johnny: "I like to think of myself as the opposite of a therapist."

Teacher: "Oh!"

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Pony, texting Johnny: why'd u turn ur lo off??

Johnny, replying: cs we go to the same school and live in the same house💀

Pony, in algebra: i see how it is

Johnny, in P.E.: pony pls bru

Pony: text me when ur done being a WHORE

Johnny, staring at his phone: 🫩

[kxllacamm]

Johnny and Curly are frenemies in EVERY sense of the word

Curly will tease and annoy the shit out of Johnny, and Johnny likes him enough to search Google for the least harmful poisons🥹

Plus, Pony being the middle man tryna force them to be a real, solid trio

[kxllacamm]

the concept of an adventure time x euphoria au has been in my head for WEEKS like omfg it would eat so baddd

like imagine marceline as rue, trying to stay clean after years of "draining blood/red", which is obviously her version of rue being a drug addict

and obviously bonnie is her jules🥹🩷❤️

GAHHHH😖