an endless pit of random things

INTJ/INTP. ♫ Hamilton trash ♫ . 🎻Sherlock geek🔎. Coffee-aholic. Cats and llamas are adorable. Reader and writer. Mary Watson and Molly Hooper deserved better. "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data" - Sherlock Holmes

[ghostkid]

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

[blueroses96]

i have some wonderful news for you

[4gifs]

[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[toonbitz]

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

[wentworthsbitch]

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

[theearlkindagay]

Writing is great you go from great descriptions of people and places to ‘what’s the word? You know people stealing??? *10 hours later* KIDNAPPING!!! THE WORD’S KIDNAPPING!!!!

[not-poignant]

I was always taught to write ‘ELEPHANT’ when you were missing a word like this*, to keep up the flow of writing and just ignore it / dismiss it from memory. You’ll always forget words as a writer (or character names, or place names), and rather than rifle through a dictionary or a bunch of documents or your own mind, you just write ‘ELEPHANT’ and keep going.

Because here’s the thing, when it comes time to fixing up the chapter, you just search for ‘ELEPHANT’ and provided you aren’t actually writing about elephants, you’ll find every single instance and be much more clear-headed and able to find the words you’re looking for.

Plus it’s actually really cute to see a bunch of elephants in your chapter. e.e Just standing there, waiting for attention later, lol.

(But also yes the original sentiment it’s so true, like the most obvious words fucking vanishing all the time like what is writing).

*This technique will definitely be too frustrating/distracting for some people, for sure. YMMV. I just liked it.

[brenda-likes-stories-deactivate]

I think this could be helpful and I like to encourage writers.

[shinysherlock]

Aw, I like this. I usually just use square brackets, but I like the idea of elephants roaming about, reminding me to come back to certain bits. :)

[celliie]

My rabbit legit knows what to do when a camera is in her face . She stood vouging for me changing pose you know.

 look at her foot tho 

look at the stance

the side profile she’s giving me 

[aol]

Artist Alexa Meade takes real people and turns them into living works of art.

http://aol.it/2nQHkXU

[stability]

THIS IS DOPE S/O TO CHEERIOS

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Can’t believe people still joke about it

[blackness-by-your-side]

really? 

[adulthoodisokay]

some people have all the luck. [source]

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: 4 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

[sixpenceee]

Vendors in China have been selling live animal keychains for years: small plastic bubbles containing trapped turtles, fish, salamanders and frogs. The little animals are suspended in brightly colored liquid, often along with beads and other decorations, and are barely able to move. The water supposedly contains oxygen and nutrients that can keep them alive for a few days. Of course, animal activists have condemned the keychains as unnaturally cruel, as the animals inevitably die once their oxygen wears off. (Source)

[anxious-sponge]

This makes me unbelievably angry and sad

[palomaisnothere]

The grossest thing, poor things

[pyropansy]

The real animals of this world are people who would buy these.

[mythicalio-blog]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????this does not take an animal activist to know that this is cruel. it takes common sense!

[oatbee]

do dogs know that they’re cute?

[fifty-shadesofgay]

actually!!! dogs can somewhat understand cuteness!!!

in Moscow, homeless dogs send the cutest members of their group to beg for food. so dogs understand the basic concept of cuteness, at least. which leads me to wonder if dogs get insecure about how cute they are.

if there are any dogs reading this, i want you to know that you are adorable and i love you!!! yes, even you!!

[snowystater-blog]

this is the most important post on this site

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

This meme is out of control

[yuniethe3rd]

this is beautiful

[dangerously-human]

This is one of those memes that’s going to last a week and then fade into oblivion until it’s brought up in some “remember when” rant in three years, isn’t it?

[mythicalio-blog]

me: gjfjgjdjhk

me: nah that's not right

me: sdgdjhkgjjs

me: yeah that's how I feel

[linda-belcher]

binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly, like some sort of medieval peasant

[dadlinar-deactivated20170428]

*visualizes fanfic in my head perfectly and beautifully*

*closes Word + my entire life*

[frostyyyantisepticbrodywentz]

Isn’t that the truth.