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Biromantic Asexual Agender//He/they// 20-odd// Avatar by @sunshinemage

[theearlkindagay]

"Do you want to know a secret, Connor of Baldur’s Gate? It's the greatest secret that any God or Goddess will ever keep. They do not care for us mortals, not for our prayers or oaths and most certainly not for our strife and turmoil. Oh, they will claim credit for all the joys and successes, certainly but the moment that we struggle, they are gone and our prayers will fall on death ears. We are nothing more than peons on a Lanceboard for them to be shuffled around and sacrificed at a moments notice. It is better that you accept that now, Paladin, then Fall yourself, because those that aim to climb to the highest peaks of Mount Celestia are always destined to Fall, for no mortal is designed to be that high in the sky."

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I commissioned @sunshinemage again, this time to draw my Tav's (Celestia) and Gale of Waterdeep's child Phaedrea Morena Dekarios. They look amazing!!!!

[wolfienation]

she was so happy to help mummy commit high treason. "i will not have any beast harmed😁" helaena dont make unnecessary journeys stay away from windows

[dathen]

Still obsessed with Arthur Conan Doyle’s letter to Bram Stoker gushing about how wonderful a book Dracula is, but particularly how it makes such a good template for leaving fic comments, so I’m gonna to a BREAKDOWN:

Just say you loved reading it - “I am sure that you will not think it an impertinence if I write to tell you how very much I have enjoyed reading Dracula.”

Comment on a detail of the craft or structure that impressed you - “It is really wonderful how with so much exciting interest over so long a book there is never an anticlimax.“

Comment on how it emotionally affected you - “It holds you from the very start and grows more and more engrossing until it is quite painfully vivid.”

SHARE YOUR BLORBO FEELINGS - “The old Professor is most excellent and so are the two girls.”

Show appreciation for them as an author - “I congratulate you with all my heart for having written so fine a book.”

Next time you don’t know what to say on a fic you enjoyed, just use the ACD method~

[akindplace]

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

[kremlin]

while jamming my entire body between two closing elevator doors today, i was met with wide eyes, and i thought to myself "this probably looks frightening to people that don't have a thorough technical understanding of how elevators work and the history behind why they are so insanely safe"

and then i remembered the story of the tenured civil engineering professor who, with a running start, would leap and throw himself full-force at skyscraper windows in order to demonstrate their structural properties, until one day the window popped out of the frame, unbroken of course, and he fell to his death

[princesssarcastia]

there are some things a character should not be able to tell us about themselves EVEN with a gun to their head. depending on the character that could even expand to include "most" things

[princesssarcastia]

i'm talking "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink" territory. "i've constructed an elaborate rube goldberg machine of plot to force this character to have precisely the realization about themselves that i want them to, and i'm only maybe 60% sure it'll work" territory. "the deity of their choice reveals it to them in a dream and they wake up and say, 'no, that can't be right,' and promptly forget about it" territory.

[experiment41]

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

[experiment41]

the same sentiment goes for words like "theyfab" by the way. even if this post is primarily about misogyny, making up words to mock nonbinary persons who "post femininely" or "don't pass" or whatever is transphobic (and dareisay still somewhat misogynistic to denote someone as "girly" for the way they post) and still stems from the same general source. especially when it's used in the context that I usually see it used, wherein the target has not posted about their gender at birth at all and people on here still assume "afab" because they post about "girly" topics (or use they/them at all; there's definitely a weird trend on here where people just assume somebody using gender neutral pronouns must be afab). Cut from the same cloth, same shit different toilet. you go wash your blog out with soap too.

[norabraveseeker]

[baratheonpilled]

dunk + textposts part 4

[baratheonpilled]

Succession 4.08 / A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.06

[alayne-stones]

my favorite genre of asoiaftwt

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[fandomsandfeminism]

https://www.kens5.com/article/news/local/gracie-the-giraffe-has-been-found-after-days-long-search-through-texas-hill-country

Gracie has been located! Lololol.

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

[avatarsymbolism]

[lelianasbong]

people will really go "i've barely spoken to this character or interacted with them, i've never taken them in my party or done their personal quests... wHY are they so boring :(((( why can't they be INTERESTING like Character Whose Dialogue & Backstory I've Bothered to Fully Explore"

[writertobridge-deactivated20230]

Saw this on Twitter and wanted to share.

[pmamtraveller]

The life cycle of a cherry.