i was born in the right era

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@mythicalmormon
i was born in the right era
just saw a post on here talking about how mormonism like... justifies violence?? honestly that was a take I haven't seen before
Going to go perform the secret cleansing of the deceased ritual for my cult. #mycult
My boyfriend and I (both adults btw) (he’s literally old enough to drink) had The Talk from his father/a bishopric member today. That was. Not very fun.
My friend posted this on Facebook, I thought it would do rounds on Tumblr.
[Caption: a Facebook post by Jaxon Washburn featuring a picture of Joseph Smith superimposed on a bi flag. Jaxon writes, "My ahistorical Mormon head canon is that had Joseph Smith been called as a 21st century young prophet, he would have made a great chaotic bisexual. Happy Pride to all who celebrate. 🤘🏳️🌈"]
Is this blasphemy
⚠️ GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 SPOILERS ⚠️
I am genuinely, religiously offended by the ending of Good Omens. And not because I think it’s blasphemous or whatever
The way that free will/agency is treated, like it’s incompatible with the existence of God is crazy.
All the predestination stuff really grinded my gears. The whole show was built around the characters not following the script.
Also, like, what was up with Jesus being like “the last thing I remember is being nailed to a cross”? THE LITERAL MOST IMPORTANT PART, THE ULTIMATE CLIMAX OF THE BIBLE IS THAT HE COMES BACK AFTER HIS CRUCIFICATION!
Any loser can die on a cross, not everyone comes back from it.
I love Good Omens, but if you’re gonna make fanfiction of Christianity, you gotta at least get the basic canon facts right.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS OFFENDED MORMONLY BY THE ENDING
Free will isn't something that cannot include angels and demons and the Lord and I think that is my biggest issue with the fact that they went and made a whole universe with no God. There was no point to it whatsoever
Guys I think Nephi's father may have dwelt in a tent. Just a thought you know I could be wrong.
Other highlights from the have-you-been-to-a-mormon-temple poll
The picture in question:
Gonna be real, my main problem with the new YW class names is just that nobody's EVER gonna use them in casual speech because they're a mouthful and a half.
Mia Maid is three syllables, Beehive and Laurel are two syllables. Teacher and Deacon are two, Priest is one. It's easy. People use them.
Ain't nobody gonna take the extra time and brainpower to spew out "Messengers of Hope" or any of the other ones. I don't even wanna WRITE them all. They aren't useful.
Night Vale First Ward
In case you missed it, the new names of the Young Women's groups are: Builders of Faith, Messengers of Hope, Gatherers of Light, Slayers of Doubt, Dancers of The Void, Bees of The Hive, Maidens of Mia, Champions of Laurels, and of course KEEPERS OF THE FORBIDDEN OATH
You should already know which group you are a part of, but if not, just ask the shadow wolf that appears in your dreams when the moon is full, or Sister Björnson, who also appears in your dreams when the moon is full. Either will do.
Young Women age groups are getting new names to reflect divine identity, spiritual dignity and progression, the First Presidency announced.
Gang, how are we feeling about the new YW names? (for those who don't want to click on the link, the new names are Builders of Faith, Messengers of Hope, Gatherers of Light. similar first letters to the old three-name system)
See, I think we need class names. This past week my ward had a fundraiser and I kept yelling out "DEACONS" when I needed them to do something for me but meanwhile I had to call each beehive by name when I had something for them to do. It woulda been way easier to just call them beehives.
HOWEVER
The new names are too long, too generic, and just don’t roll off the tongue. I am not a fan at all
+ my cousin’s commentary
This year we should collectively revive the YW class names #bringbackthebeehives
That is NOT what I meant
Somebody else watch this so I have someone to talk about this with. I joke about being Buddho-Mormon, but the full implications of following Smith's revelations about the nature of God to their logical conclusions ALREADY sounds like that. And most of this is either actual church doctrine, or adjacent to it.
I also understand now why even so many non-Mormons have been impressed with / terrified by the King Follett Discourse. It really is a uniquely American take on Christianity, but like in a spiritually cool way, instead of how we usually impact it (see MAGA). But that said, these ideas are also totally in line with pre-Orthodox schools of early Christianity, which came to similar conclusions using the same books of the Bible - namely because they, you know, ACTUALLY READ THEM.
(Compare this to Orthodoxy, which was basically taking folk religious traditions from the first 300 years of practice and twisting Scripture to fit it. Which you're not supposed to do.)
Also Smith was actually right about the early Hebrew Scriptures talking about God as but one of many who had agency in the narratives, and also Genesis absolutely does say Creation was just the Godhead applying order to preexisting primordial chaos-matter. Because most ancient creation myths are similarly about the creation of the CURRENT WORLD ORDER, they didn't need God to invent water specifically. And this seemingly minor difference with the orthodox view about God creating everything from nothing has HUGE spiritual implications, whether you take it literally or as a metaphor.
Smith recast Christianity as a universal family of eternal beings being reunited, as they learn to choose love over selfishness. Compare this to "Tell God you like Jesus or he'll get mad and torture you for all eternity," which is ABSOLUTELY what most orthodox / trinitarian denominations do with it, intentionally or not.
This really is what makes Mormonism a radical disruption of the dour, boring spiritual plodding that American Christianity had inherited from Anglicanism. At that time, and now. If you think of us all as in a family with God, it kind of makes you stop wasting time with nonsensical interpretations of Revelation that delight in Jesus murdering everyone you're allowed to hate.
It's clear now why so many people joined this movement so quickly back then, even those who never encountered Smith's implied charisma. On paper, it is a far nicer, more joyful take on the faith.
...On paper. If you follow through on things. Ideally. And don't spend the next almost 200 years meekly trying to minimize the "strange" stuff so Evangelicals and Catholics will hang out with you. For whatever reason you'd want that, blegh.
You have the coolest version of this! Stop ruining it!
Idk, man.
Also, all this should also imply that issues of gender / sexuality are not things God would be worried about. Nor would he think you are cool because you're rich / pretty while you're alive.
they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it
One of my favorite LDS hymns / children's songs (all the ones I like are the children's songs).
A gorgeous rendition from 2011.
The smoke alarm chirping the whole time just makes it better, for some reason.
This channel is still active, btw.