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well does anyone have any takes about the lego theft story? my youtube feed has been full of it

#my posts #tumblrstake #boggposting #apparently the church owns the american fork police now #this is the most press american fork has ever had i think #im waiting for someone to connect that af and orem and right next to each other and say that charlie kirk was an inside job lol

I don't think we talk enough about how awesome the notes features are on gospel library. You can make your own footnotes with the link feature. You can organize quotes with the notebooks or make your own tag collection. You can just yap about what one word means to you in the notes, with a timestamp included. You can highlight or underline as much as you want. I wish there were more colors, but still. As far as I know, there is no limit to how many markings you can do. And it's free with your church account, and I can access it forever on my phone or computer.

#my posts #tumblrstake #can i be one of those 'paid' church influencers lol #i have a lot to say #i dont think ive seen a note system like this before #though i could be wrong #lmk if somewhere else is better #any christian site i access has a million cookies and some even have ads which drives me crazy

speaker today in sacrament meeting snuck in a complaint about the world being confused about gender because he saw 17 different options for gender on some form, and I'm always stunned by only conservatives being able to find these cases. I've only ever seen 3 or 4 options max. where are they getting these from??

#my posts #boggposting #im cis female #but ive definitely thought about my gender a lot #i think its cool to see different options

Me and my sister were the only ones in our ysa branch to show up to clean the church (except for bishop and his wife) last week. She said we did so good that we deserve to do one bad thing now, and I said that was just reinventing Catholic indulgences lol

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brothermouse

Me when I see someone wish painful death and total eradication of all Mormons: Well golly, they seem awful upset. I'd better pray that they find peace in their hearts.

Me when my phone auto corrects "Deseret" to "dessert" or "desert": What is this hate crime? Why hast thou thrown in with the Prince of Darkness and all his odious ilk? When will my people be free?

#putting the “complex” in “persecution complex”#< prev tags

amethystmoons

It's hilarious to me when someone talks about our view of the godhead as if its peak mormon heresy. That's not even the tip of the iceberg. That's like the most normal thing we believe.

#Don't get me wrong I love our heresies #but they get so much more interesting than believing that heavenly father the holy spirit and jesus are not the same person #The trinity isn't even in the Bible #< prev tags #truuuuuue #exaltation is the real heresy #and saying that scripture isnt inerrant #and that temples are still important actually #and we have the real priesthood

To help Utah wards distinguish their wards by something more than just numbers (shout out to my college wards, the Provo 89th and 152nd wards), they should name the wards after pioneers. Every ward gets a patron saint. A latter-day patron saint. You can even spend time studying their lives and tie it into family history or something.

#im a genius #tumblrstake #my posts #patch me through to dallin

hiseyeisonthesparrow

My calling doesn't require I sacrifice a lot of time or energy but it DOES require I sacrifice a lot of blood. No idea why

nightvale1stward

It’s because the nursery leaders need your blood.

We pray your sacrifice will be enough to keep them at bay.

j-the-latter-gay-saint

haha do you ever stop and remember that there's a whole entire musical dedicated to mocking your religion that's been running continuously on broadway for half your life and nobody in the world thinks twice about it lollllll 😜 it won nine tony awards 🤪

#yeah fr its insane #how are we not going apeshit over it #its so disgusting and offensive #people just get to say whatveer they want #and we just have to take it #because as soon as we push back #we're the oppressive bullies who are silencing people

aroacelds

Does anyone have a comprehensive analysis of all the church hymns? I'm looking for something that goes through all 300+ and talks about the history of each one and how they were written.

aroacelds

Got it from Deseret Book if anyone else is interested!

the-arch-hive

do they still give out free bricks in nauvoo?

the-arch-hive

imagining someone who goes by the brickyard multiple times a day (in disguise) to get free bricks until they have enough to build a house

nightvale1stward

Fun fact: this how we built our beautiful chapel, brick by ill begotten brick.

At least that’s what Brother Shyster, the ward historian told me, and he doesn’t usually lie to me

aroacelds

No, I don't think I've ever been in a ward with a ward historian. That sounds awesome!

bliegmeister

This is ridiculously funny.

the-arch-hive

do they still give out free bricks in nauvoo?

the-arch-hive

imagining someone who goes by the brickyard multiple times a day (in disguise) to get free bricks until they have enough to build a house

nightvale1stward

Fun fact: this how we built our beautiful chapel, brick by ill begotten brick.

At least that’s what Brother Shyster, the ward historian told me, and he doesn’t usually lie to me

#ward historian should be a real calling tho #that would be awesome

Does anyone have a comprehensive analysis of all the church hymns? I'm looking for something that goes through all 300+ and talks about the history of each one and how they were written.

#tumblrstake #my posts #if no one knows #i think i have my new research project