Magic Duck

Quack

[wolfythewitch]

I keep thinking about what Eve and Mother Mary would think of each other, and what they said to each other when they first met in Heaven.

In a way they are both each other's mothers and daughters

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[the-magic-duck]

My friend posted this on Facebook, I thought it would do rounds on Tumblr.

[Caption: a Facebook post by Jaxon Washburn featuring a picture of Joseph Smith superimposed on a bi flag. Jaxon writes, "My ahistorical Mormon head canon is that had Joseph Smith been called as a 21st century young prophet, he would have made a great chaotic bisexual. Happy Pride to all who celebrate. 🤘🏳️‍🌈"]

[jun-hug]

mercats, mermcats, catfish?

print! :)

[netbsd-official]

[autiebiographical]

Having to wait a long time while in short-term waiting is so exhausting. I have trouble not getting angry at people who unintentionally put me in that state.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[anexperimentallife]

[animentality]

[laceandlavendersworld]

Fully booked srry

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[the-magic-duck]

Me: "Also, unrelated, but there keeps being more adorable duckies!!!!" "And more on the way??!!"

Friend: "What is your favorite animal? Is it the duckling?" (context: I had just asked her for her favorite animal) Me: "I like ducks, yes, how did you guess? 🤣" "I also like cats" Friend: "A little bird (duck) told me"

[witchdisk]

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

[horizon-penblade]

age regressing to before I got all these extra mental health problems so im actually more functional

[prguitarman]

Happy shrimp day 🍤✨

[gyrovagi]

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

[gay-mormon-wizard]

mormons everywhere reading about the sons of helaman

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[json-derulo]

I have a wild idea. what if we supported our claims of fact by linking to a reliable source. better yet, what if we went hogwild and just straight up linked to the actual unpaywalled study

[markrosewater]

Here are the pairs and triplets from Mood Swings:

Pairs

Courage/Shock (get rid of big/small moods)

Chivalry/Triumph (reward not playing first/playing first)

Patience/Glee (first turn is low, then high; first turn is high, then low)

Dignity/Embarrassment (Discard low cards/high cards)

Friendliness/Kindness (play even/odd extra card)

Benevolence/Eagerness (play additional card of a color you don’t have/do have)

Encouragement/Idealism (affect one two die card/affect all your cards)

Anxiety/Spite (bounce off/destroy even mood)

Neurosis/Self-Loathing (bounce as cost/ sacrifice as cost)

Fear/Nostalgia (return card to hand - play/discard pile - & play additional card)

Fickleness/Bitterness (bounce/destroy most common color/s)

Indifference/Cruelty (bounce/destroy random mood of opponent)

Confusion/Avoidance (left/right, pass card)

Insecurity/Gluttony (play additional card, bounce/sacrifice it after scoring)

Denial/Rejection (bounce/destroy color/s with highest number of moods)

Superiority/Celebration (3/7 if you have more moods/colors in play)

Condescension/Cynicism (3/6 worth more if you give card to opponent)

Misery/Happiness (2/8 if certain color restriction is met)

Passion/Enthusiasm (score your card/opponent’s card)

Cheer/Delight (3/5 if discard even/odd)

Joy/Generosity (you/opponent get additional card next turn)

Serenity/Tranquility (3/6 if you have even/off number of moods)

Three-card cycles

Confusion, Avoidance, Rationalization (pass left or right)

Sadness, Euphoria, Sloth (count cards in a zone)

Regret, Guile, Infatuation (spend two of resource to play it)