yikes.

Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?

[f--o--r--e--v--e--r]

[f--o--r--e--v--e--r]

[bad1dimagines]

H: she’s like a sister for the other boys but i personally think of her as more of a stepsister that i wanna fuck

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[defencelesslou]

so who’s kissing me on new years? no one? that’s what i thought

[plantables]

[paded]

following back similar!

[sulfur]

[bled]

Colmar in Alsace, France (via vsco.co)

[mareamo]

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[phineas4cobain]

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

[insouciantbibliophile-deactivat]

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

May you have no cramps.

[misunderstoodraindrop]

May you have no headaches

[captainxandis]

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

[trans-mlm-boy]

may dysphoria not get to you !

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

^^^may you still feel valid!

[motorcyclegrrl]

and no weeping and crying over commercials.

[persephoneandthepomegranates]

May your cramps not cause you to throw up!

May your cramps not keep you from going about your day!

[soggywarmpockets]

May that chocolate you crave, you know, that one specific kind, be within your reach.

[victim-that-speaks]

May it happen on a day where you have nothing to do.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

May you never have 2 in the same month

[forever90s]

[suicideicons]

© @clashpistols

[mythicsofi]

i want to fuckin screammmmmm

[gabbie-hanna]

We should make like our own commercial with like our friends in it!

[kissystuffs]

If you take to repost, give the credits.

•like/reblog if you like it

•like/reblog if you save or use.

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon

[mythicsofi]

*on a phone call @ 2am*

me: im tired im goin to bed

k: nooo going to bed is for homos

me: then im GAY! Goodnight!

*hangs up*