👑 Through the looking glass

22.!Siren queen she/her twitter:@mythiquebitch insta:@unncanny.valleygirl ♑♋♋

[mythiquebitch]

It’s been a while…is anyone still here?

[mythiquebitch]

Twitter is in its death rattle so I guess I’m back

[mythiquebitch]

It’s been a while…is anyone still here?

[mythiquebitch]

where tf is Hozier? I want new music from him

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Nobody picked him up from church

[mythiquebitch]

Hozier came out with an album now let this die

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[whatshouldntbe]

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[thesymski]

celebrities who look like they got their face from elder scrolls: oblivion

[mens-rights-activia]

I hate this

[mythiquebitch]

I’m $80 short on rent. If anyone could help me out I’d really appreciate it. I’ve exhausted all my other options. My hours at work got slashed so I’m only working 1 or 2 days a week and it’s really hard to convince them to let me start early and stay late just so I can make some kind of money. Cash.me/$blackcleopatra

I don’t know if anyone is on here anymore tbh but it doesn’t hurt to try

[mythiquebitch]

23/80 thank y’all so much

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[advanced-procrastination]

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

[memes-r-memes]

[mythiquebitch]

I’m $80 short on rent. If anyone could help me out I’d really appreciate it. I’ve exhausted all my other options. My hours at work got slashed so I’m only working 1 or 2 days a week and it’s really hard to convince them to let me start early and stay late just so I can make some kind of money. Cash.me/$blackcleopatra

I don’t know if anyone is on here anymore tbh but it doesn’t hurt to try

[mythiquebitch]

23/80 thank y’all so much

[mythiquebitch]

I’m $80 short on rent. If anyone could help me out I’d really appreciate it. I’ve exhausted all my other options. My hours at work got slashed so I’m only working 1 or 2 days a week and it’s really hard to convince them to let me start early and stay late just so I can make some kind of money. Cash.me/$blackcleopatra

I don’t know if anyone is on here anymore tbh but it doesn’t hurt to try

[ezeqquiel]

[たかさくらべ]

[docjayironvald]

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

[mythiquebitch]

This confirms I’m actually chikorita because I’m short but my hair makes me taller than a lot of people

[catchymemes]

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

[confused-robot-cat]

The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. 

[westerosiladies]

Game of Thrones girls at their book ages

[momentsofweakness]

Now think about how many of these girls were beaten/raped/enslaved in the books and then also think about how these books were written with adult men at their main audience.

[pure]

People who hate kids prolly got dragged by one. Children can sense demonic energies. When a kid calls you a doodoo dookie head that’s like a palm reading.

[whofvckncares]

[galaxybrainthot]

this post reads very differently for mlm and wlw

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

mlm:

wlw:

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed